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Yes Schumi, this is a particularly nice one. The owner told me it took 3 years to get to this stage. The engine is a normally aspirated unit with twin downdraught carbs both, I think, themselves twin chokes. The paint is somewhat special too. It has a very slight metallic sparkle running through it - very restrained but nice as you only see it when you are looking closely.

The rally car - A Mirafiore I think? - made a gorgeous noise clearing it's throat on its twin choke side draught Webers!

Seeing the two Abarth Punto Evos just served to remind me how much I like the Evo trim - not everyone's choice I know.

Then there were those absolutely immaculate 500 restorations. The Giardiniera particularly left me dribbling.

There wasn't a Panda on "our" stand - two very nice early Puntos though - and I got there too late to let Becky fill the gap although it was suggested, when I mentioned she has a glass roof, I should have had her there. Maybe next year, with a bit of luck and if people would like?
 
Autos..
Not had lots..

But :
a 3 speed ford was a costly thing.

Vac driven CVT.. great fun..but short lived

4 speed ford.. better.. but couldnt cope with abuse : loading

Selespeed .. again expensive in the longer term.

TBH.. saying any car hasnt broken by 80k
SHOULD go without saying nowadays.

Sub £10k new may be different ;)
 
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TBH.. saying any car hasnt broken by 80k
SHOULD go without saying nowadays.

Sub £10k new may be different ;)

Plenty of modern cars do break before 80k miles... complex beasts, doesn't take a lot (usually a sensor failure) for them to 'fail to proceed'.

I do remember the days of gearboxes being made of chocolate, though - autos were strangely more reliable... Ford 5-speed boxes bolted to the CVH (a story of its own, that engine!) used to destroy diff. bearings - first sign of this was a wobbly speedo needle. Alfa and Fiat had issues with synchro rings. I seem to recall the Alfa 33 having chocolate diff. bearings, too.
 
I couldn't tell you how many old style (RWD) 'boxes I've done where the layshaft needles and layshaft itself were well and truely goosed! Always great fun trying to get the new layshaft in without displacing the individual needle bearings which you had just so carefully stuck inside the laygear cluster with vaseline. You could always tell when you were dealing with one which had failed in this way. Very very noisy in first gear, less so in second, even less in third and almost silent in top (rare to have 5 gears in those days).

I was given an old MK2 Escort gearbox about 5 years ago which I had no conceivable use for so decided to sell it. Obviously I would be more confident about asking a good price for it if I new what condition it was in. Stripped it down and guess what? The bearing surfaces on the layshaft closely resembled a ploughed field and the needles? better not to ask.
 
. The idea being you'll buy the closest trim then add the bits they left off which is where they make their mark up. Extra bonus points for when they bundle one essential option with utter toss but you have to have it all as part of a package that costs 4x as much as the option would be by itself.



“German engineering” at its finest
 

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They're great aren't they Andy. The amount of suspension movement reminds me of a 2 CV but on steroids! and it's all so controlled too - virtually no rebound even on the biggest jumps, just "plants" itself back down again, very impressive. When we had Sky TV I used to watch them on one of the sports channels. No sky any more now though.
 
Had a lovely afternoon yesterday. We have Mrs Jock's old friend from Germany staying with us just now so they were out in Becky doing "serious shopping", taking lunch in Jenners and generally finding ways to deplete my current account! I went out to "wildest" Midlothian, picked up my young granddaughter from her primary school, took her home - pouring rain - and stayed there 'till Mum came home from work @ around 6.30. We had a lovely time playing snakes and ladders, watching a TV program about baby vampires in a pop band? etc etc. I always have sweeties in my pocket for all the grandchildren and this one is particularly determined to find them, so, as we were watching the TV she was rifling through my jacket pockets looking for them.

"What's this Granddad"? she says, holding up my entry ticket for last Sunday's Scottish Italian Car Day. I realized that the picture on the front, which I hadn't previously looked at closely (bought the ticket on the way in and put it in my jacket pocket) is of an Alfa sports car. A 4c?:

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Funny, thought I, that looks familiar? Then I had it. Early last summer we were over in the US for my sister's daughter's wedding (she, my sister, married an American many years ago) - lovely time had by all. The whole tribe went, complete with kilt's etc, which thrilled the Americans. Seemed silly not to turn it into a holiday after the long flight so we took a cottage down on Long Island Sound - wee place called Clinton - for the 10 days following. Parked at the next house but one up the road was this:

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Knew I'd seen one somewhere before. Not quite as senile as I thought I was after all! Wonder what's under that cover in the background?
 
Friend of mine just bought a C63 Amg merc. Took me for a spin this evening.

It made me smile a lot 450hp a burbling V8 NA sledge hammer of an engine under the bonnet. That car is insane sub 4second 0-60 (which he proved) incredible car, I think however the acceleration may had destroyed many of my internal organs �� worth it mind!
 
The original Merc V Class used the Vito van body shell and chassis and to be fair it was a pretty good MPV limo but at the prices it needed to be.

Mercedes totally messed it up by using the identical shell for the Vito van which was a terrible rust bucket but drove much better than any other van of it's size.

The (ugly) 2003 replacement went back to being a van with a minibus option.
 
Thanks to the "tinternet" I successfully purchased & changed the door switch/lock on our washing machine. Saved myself loads & I also have the satisfaction of still being able to do these jobs. Bit of a fiddle but all good.....:)
 
Over the last few days there's been a few things made me smile. Firstly I've been out in Becky (our Panda) a few times and each time the coolant temperature gauge has indicated normal temperature - you may remember I was telling you all how she had been reading low (around 1/4 deflection). I was about to buy a new thermostat for her but I think I'll wait and see how it behaves.

I've also had the time to do a little more "bonding with Twinkle" - our Seat Ibiza estate:

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Her warranty period came to an end in March and I'm now getting to know her in preparation for when I will be doing her next service. It's also my intention to slowly work my way over her from front to rear doing all those little jobs the garage hasn't. Like cleaning up the calipers and sparingly applying a little anti-seize, slaistering some copaslip around the bleed nipples, Removing the alloy road wheels and cleaning up the hubs before applying some more copaslip (the two I've had off already were doing a very good job of corroding in place), etc, etc.

One thing that really annoys me is the indiscriminate, and badly aimed, use of "white grease" on door hinges etc. I prefer a normal spray grease which doesn't leave a white deposit. Here are a few pics of the mess they've made of Twink:

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The last pic is of one of the bonnet hinges. The actual hinge pin is tucked away up under the base of the windscreen, not even a wee bit of overspray reached it. The grease has been applied to a part of the hinge which actually doesn't hinge! On the other hand they completely failed to put any on the talgate hinges or bonnet catch! Mind you I'm not going to have any problems with the cable conduits squeaking am I?

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A quick look around the engine bay is initially promising though with service items like air and oil filters, top up points for oil, coolant and screen wash looking to be easily accessed. I believe the spark plugs - only 3 - have exceptionally long screw threads so I'll have them out and apply a sparing lick of copaslip to ensure easy removal later (long life plugs - don't know yet when they'll need changing).

I'm not yet sure when the timing belt will need to be done. when I first got interested in this relatively new (EA211) engine type they seemed to be saying it would last the life of the engine but the main agent told me 5 years? I'm going to ask the guys at AVW but at 3 years old there's time a plenty before I need to start worrying. One good thing is that, being just a 3 cylinder tiddler, there is oodles of room between the front of the engine and the o/s inner wing. Once that big slab of an engine mount is out of the way I think you could just about climb in there along side it!

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Coolant circulation is interesting with lots and lots of pipes going all over the place. The turbo intercooler is temperature stabilized by running coolant through it. The turbo also seems to feature water cooling. Down the front of the engine, behind the radiator, is this little chap: An electric water pump which I think is circulating coolant to the turbo and other places like maybe the intercooler? That's the thing with the bright metal top and pipes going into it.

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On the back of the cylinder head -n/s of the vehicle - is the mechanical main water pump. Driven by a toothed belt, like a mini timing belt, from a sprocket on the back end of one of the cams (exhaust I think):

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The rounded plastic cover at towards the top of the image covers this sprocket and the pump is directly below it behind the thermostat housing - you can see the big radiator hose towards to lower left of the image, all made out of plastic I'm disapointed to observe! Presumably the belt gets changed at the same time as the timing belt? Think I'll be doing the pump - which may well include the thermostat - at the same time. Bet that's going to cost?

Finally, this little chap puzzled me for a few moments:

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Until I followed his pipe back to the inlet manifold and brake servo plumbing. Of course, stupid, it's a turboed engine isn't it. So a lot of the time there's going to be positive pressure in the inlet tract. You need some way of supplying vacuum to the servo under these conditions so, this is an electrically driven vacuum pump!

Oh dear, this looks like lots of potential things to go wrong doesn't it? Electrically driven vacuum pump. Two water pumps, one electrical, one "strangely" driven off the back end of a cam via a wee synchronous belt. Water pipes absolutely everywhere. I could go on. If I live long enough things could get very interesting in a few years time?
 
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