Just had the best shave of my life! Didn't cut myself once, and feels really smooth and close! Used a different shaving foam by mistake (step dads), so think that was it!

Face felt like it was burning though...turns out its to 'cool' it...heh.

Kier said:

Just had the best shave of my life! Didn't cut myself once, and feels really smooth and close! Used a different shaving foam by mistake (step dads), so think that was it!

Face felt like it was burning though...turns out its to 'cool' it...heh.

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Hope you're talking about you're face and not you're balls

JustAndy said:

Hope you're talking about you're face and not you're balls

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haha! I don't trust myself with a razor down there anymore! Tried it once and bled like feck! Bit of a trim if I think I'm going to get something is good enough .

use an electric, only catch about 3 times each time i do it, and it dont cut like a razor cuts
trust yourself, also whats the address of the lucky lady

Unknown Being said:

use an electric, only catch about 3 times each time i do it, and it dont cut like a razor cuts
trust yourself, also whats the address of the lucky lady

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No lucky lady at the moment! Hopefully soon...my internet keeps getting capped due to high bandwidth use

Im so glad i come on here and the first post i see is a man talking about shaving his testiclay. ever plucked a gooch hair? i nearly got chinned hahahahahahahaha


anyhoo. got my 'script' sorted for when i start ringing people. just gotta perfect my sexy flirty phone voice so i can lure innocent men into buying things off me... challenge accepted!

denideth said:

anyhoo. got my 'script' sorted for when i start ringing people. just gotta perfect my sexy flirty phone voice so i can lure innocent men into buying things off me... challenge accepted!

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Fell free to practice on me...ignore the heavy breathing though!

Kier said:

Fell free to practice on me...ignore the heavy breathing though!

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The heavy breathing will be him concentrating on not cutting his balls open

Give one of yous a tenna if you pop a ball





For scientific purposes ofc

denideth said:

Give one of yous a tenna if you pop a ball





For scientific purposes ofc

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Dibs not it.

Apparently theres bulls seminal fluid in energy drinks? Not sure if its like... synthetic now though.

denideth said:

Apparently theres bulls seminal fluid in energy drinks? Not sure if its like... synthetic now though.

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Yeah that used to be true, surely they must have changed it by now. Still tastes goooooood :yum:

Ohh found somewhere that im gonna email tomorrow to see if they have any jobs/volunteers wanted that involves bodywork and spraying of cars, doubt they will have anything but its worth a shot!

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Apparently theres bulls seminal fluid in energy drinks? Not sure if its like... synthetic now though.

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Not completely correct. It's Taurine which is artificially synthesised to be 'like' Bull adrenaine not like sp**k.

ChrisUK said:

Not completely correct. It's Taurine which is artificially synthesised to be 'like' Bull adrenaine not like sp**k.

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Also cats go blind without it! so feed your cats redbull.....

Its actually found in multiple animals/mammals and was first isolated from from a bulls liver and then its name was taken from the latin name for bull

sounds like bull to me

First shift done this week! Quiet day in general, but was still good fun. Only downside was the hour and 20 minute trip on the way home...its 11 miles >.<. Got there in 20 minutes on the way in at 6.30am!

My son came out of theater, only just about awake, first words out of his mouth

"I want dad"

:slayer:

passed my exams for work. Go live tomorrow so anyone who has a BT landline had best watch out

Nah hate BT . I'd rather buy my lines through a third party so they have to deal with you :nerner: