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What's made you smile today?

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:ROFLMAO: i hope it is

my smile: I met my new housemate the other day, she is a fully grown women with two daughters and a husband. so im hoping she will be more considerate with things like lights and genrerally saving bills

only downside is she aint a milf :(
 
I left negative feedback for a seller on ebay as an item took 2 weeks to arrive, with no communication or note on the ad to indicate this (I'd bought it for a works dinner-do on the 10th) She's now sent a request asking it to be revised, as she can't understand why it took so long..
Well, I paid for it on the 29th of Jan - postage stamp on the packet says 10th Feb (turned up on the 13th) - It took 2 weeks to turn up because it took 2 weeks for her to post it! Silly bint :rolleyes: Revised feedback? Sure - I'll change it to negative!
 
It's made me grumpy and smoke at the same time so thought I'd post it here.

At work we've been running interviews for a new Senior Team Leader position and as I'm the temporary assistant manager I had to run this mornings interviews.

So before the interviews I decided to do some cleaning in the pub and was wearing rubbishes clothes.. one bloke walked into the pub and sat down, so asked if I could help, his response was "your only the cleaner, how can you help" so I decided to keep cleaning and make him wait. 5 minutes later I ask if there is anyone I can get for him. To which he replies, "the assistant manager if you must"

So I walk off, get quickly washed and changed into my work stuff and put name tag on. Walk back in and he looks so shocked that it was me.

Safely to say that because of his attitute he won't be getting the job.
 
It's made me grumpy and smoke at the same time so thought I'd post it here.

At work we've been running interviews for a new Senior Team Leader position and as I'm the temporary assistant manager I had to run this mornings interviews.

So before the interviews I decided to do some cleaning in the pub and was wearing rubbishes clothes.. one bloke walked into the pub and sat down, so asked if I could help, his response was "your only the cleaner, how can you help" so I decided to keep cleaning and make him wait. 5 minutes later I ask if there is anyone I can get for him. To which he replies, "the assistant manager if you must"

So I walk off, get quickly washed and changed into my work stuff and put name tag on. Walk back in and he looks so shocked that it was me.

Safely to say that because of his attitute he won't be getting the job.

that is brilliant :ROFLMAO:

actually made my morning

i hope he squirmed during the interview, or did he not get that far?
 
It's made me grumpy and smoke at the same time so thought I'd post it here.

At work we've been running interviews for a new Senior Team Leader position and as I'm the temporary assistant manager I had to run this mornings interviews.

So before the interviews I decided to do some cleaning in the pub and was wearing rubbishes clothes.. one bloke walked into the pub and sat down, so asked if I could help, his response was "your only the cleaner, how can you help" so I decided to keep cleaning and make him wait. 5 minutes later I ask if there is anyone I can get for him. To which he replies, "the assistant manager if you must"

So I walk off, get quickly washed and changed into my work stuff and put name tag on. Walk back in and he looks so shocked that it was me.

Safely to say that because of his attitute he won't be getting the job.

Cool story, Bro (y)
 
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