What's made you smile today?
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What's made you smile today?
yes i want some of josh
Oit im sobre now bitch. You wouldnt want to be on the recieving end of my fist i tell you now.
Yes im skinny but i seem to have a nack of knocking people aaaaaoooooouuuttt :slayer:Or did you mean personality cos yeah at heart i am as soft as a puppy dog buy shhh its a secret
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Oit im sobre now bitch. You wouldnt want to be on the recieving end of my fist i tell you now.
Or did you mean personality cos yeah at heart i am as soft as a puppy dog buy shhh its a secret
only reason skinny people hit hard is there is no flab to absorb some otf the impact. nad in meant in oth senses. from what ive seen its the emotional people who you expect to be soft that are the harder ones. and the people that try to be or come across as hard are in fact soft as puppy ****.
still remember a asian chap who must have been about 20 crash into an oap in dudley and say watch what your doing grandma. and she ran up behind him smacked him over the head with her walking stick and and said watch your mouth you cheeky prick. never seen someone look so scared of the elderly.
my smiles: the paella ive got for lunch is brilliant. dyeing my hair later and gonna chill with a couple of mates a few beers and a film. and our plans for monday which still keeep getting added to
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Cept i spose by my last comment emotion got the better of me an i was trying to make myself look hard but hey ho. Its not just with my fists do bang go's your boney knuckles theory . I got arrested once for knocking out a bloke who tried to punch me because i was pissed so it "must have been me who knocked his bike over" although i didnt and i knocked him out with one headbut on the rebound of avoiding his punch.
The fed tried to make me admit that i was in the wrong. I just said yeah i can feel that i headbutted somebody but cant really remember the situation of why it happened. It doesnt matter how pissed i was i wouldnt just vandalise somebodies bike and i would only assault somebody in self defence. They charged me with assault by battery and said that i would have to return once they had found the CCTV (was at a train station) so they can officially tell me their proceedings and it would look better for my case if i went and paid for the damage (I know what i would and wouldnt do when im pissed so i wasnt paying for $hit). Funily enough i never heard anything back. They obviously found out that im totally inocent and i still dont know to this day whether the incident is still on my record. Surely if what i did was in self defence over an incident that had nothing to do with me then i should be cleared
Also i love the punch machines at arcades and bowling alleys. I wait for the biggest hardest (usually black) people to go on it and make a bet that i can beat them. Obviously being a skinny white cnut they look at me funny, smile in the what the fcuk is this idiot doing and say yeah. I say go first and watch them take a big run up and punch it. I stand right by it with no run up, puncjh it and smash their score lol.
Now that has nothing to do with boney knuckles as the punch bag thingy is always soft to even out the playing field.
Sorry testoterone drive over.
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Sorry testoterone drive over.
tldr
LOL just me showing the fact that i cant accept anybody thinking i am soft. Which kind of defeats the object because by doing so i am admiting that emotions get the better of me.
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weve all got our own stories. doesnt make any difference i the scheme of things though. hardness and softness doesnt mean squat in the scheme of things these days. as long as you have the balls to stand up for yourself then who cares tbh.
(btw i was taking the **** in my previous posts on the matter)
I know you were im just being banterful.
Obviously hard/softness does mean squat personified by your following statement
I personally cant stand up to people smaller than me. For some reason i get 5hit scared but stick anybody biger in front of me and im fine
The mind is a mysterious and wonderul thing. Hence i get what you mean. Your only as big as your mind lets you be.
Edit my smile trying to get in with a friend who works at a nursing home.
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I know you were im just being banterful.
Obviously hard/softness does mean squat personified by your following statement
I personally cant stand up to people smaller than me. For some reason i get 5hit scared but stick anybody biger in front of me and im fine
The mind is a mysterious and wonderul thing. Hence i get what you mean. Your only as big as your mind lets you be.
exactly.
that is not your medication.put it back.
my smile: having a fag and a bottle of heineken then going to walk the dog come back and dye my hair.
You know me too well. If you were female i would be sticking it in you right now.
Smile= 15 small botles of Carlsberg export that i got from asda for £5 (already gone) or something silly and the arival of 5 cand of Kronie. I dont think i will be driving home :devil:
birthday party later
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i has black hair and i like it
like so:
now see grump thread.
like so:
now see grump thread.
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i has black hair and i like it
now see grump thread.
Please read the last few posts in a thread before posting so what you say ist left to interpretation.
dont tell me you dyed your eye brows too
i is a leopard
i is a leopard
thought you was going MFN
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i dyed my hair then found my eyebrows weren't quite as dark as i thought so er yeah.
thought were meant to scare people over Halloween not give them hard ons
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