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What's made you smile today?

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I went to pick up a prescription today and thought id buy some condoms as i am on antibiotics and the girl behind the counter said ok ill be discreet, then whist she was over by them shouted "Do you want small or large?" i thought she made what size was my boyfriend and i looked in horror then realised she meant what size packet! We all had a good laugh anyway, but ill get my man to get them next time!!:D
 
Dominion said:
These things can happen in threesomes you know :p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p
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i know this:p

todays major smile:

an epic failure on my part.

if it wasn't so damn hilarious itd be a grump.

right

left college. and then like a prat drove upto see lois to be told "your far too early haet finished for the day yet" so mr genious here went to text his ma to ask should icome home and sort stuff out etc and my battery died.

so drove 40 miles for nowt

what a genious:eek::doh::bang::p:eek:
 
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Not long 'til my birthday. :)

Now organising it and leaving 2 people out of it. :)

Might invite her borther though to **** her off a bit. :p
 
Hellcat said:
Surely you just had to hang about a bit longer? Not exactly an epic surely?
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nah she has no idea when she finishes as is off out for a meal thing so all the people can try to get to know one another. team building exercises and so forth.

hence the fail


other smile; my dad has just thanked me for getting my mum out the way, moving the jeep so the stretcher could get round, making sure the ambulance could get to him, calling 999 and telling them exactly what state he was in and how he got there. and getting him to do what he was told by the ambulance crew by for want of a better description threatening to put him out his misery (he admits himself only way anyone would have got him to do what he was told).
 
Vimto Rolf said:
i know this:p

todays major smile:

an epic failure on my part.

if it wasn't so damn hilarious itd be a grump.

right

left college. and then like a prat drove upto see lois to be told "your far too early haet finished for the day yet" so mr genious here went to text his ma to ask should icome home and sort stuff out etc and my battery died.

so drove 40 miles for nowt

what a genious:eek::doh::bang::p:eek:
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I think the bigger fail here is your spelling.

Especially as it says you have edited it :eek:
 
The highlight of my day so far is my new headphones for the Gym came through today. Interesting life hey!
 
karbineftw said:
Food fight in common room between Year 12 and 13. was so spontaneous and awesome
Was soooo cliche lol
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We ahd one of them when I was at sixth form I get carried away though. I threw a whole apple at a kids head and it exploded (the apple not his head). Then threw a chair (the big ones lol)

I just loved the ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that went accross the common room as the apple hit his head.:p
 
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