The FBI did a raid on Michael Jacksons house. In his kitchen they found class a drugs, in his bathroom they found class b drugs, and in his bedroom they found class 5c.
A man walks into a pub, and sits down for a drink. He notices a beautiful girl sitting in the corner, goes over and starts talking to her. After a while theyre getting on well, and he asks "Can we go back to your place for some sex?". A bit taken a back the girl says "I can't, im on my menstrual cycle". The bloke then replies "It's ok, ive got my moped, I'll follow you back"
A scally mother is pushing her 3 kids on the swings, when the one of them asks "Mummy, why am i called rose?". Mum replies "When you were born a rose petal fell on your head".
The second child says "Mum, why am i called daisy?". Mum replies "When you were born a daisy petal fell on your head". The third child says "mmmrrrrggggghhhhhhffflllleeeeeggggghhhh!". The mother says "Shut the f**k up, Cupboard"!
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A man walks into a pub, and sits down for a drink. He notices a beautiful girl sitting in the corner, goes over and starts talking to her. After a while theyre getting on well, and he asks "Can we go back to your place for some sex?". A bit taken a back the girl says "I can't, im on my menstrual cycle". The bloke then replies "It's ok, ive got my moped, I'll follow you back"
A scally mother is pushing her 3 kids on the swings, when the one of them asks "Mummy, why am i called rose?". Mum replies "When you were born a rose petal fell on your head".
The second child says "Mum, why am i called daisy?". Mum replies "When you were born a daisy petal fell on your head". The third child says "mmmrrrrggggghhhhhhffflllleeeeeggggghhhh!". The mother says "Shut the f**k up, Cupboard"!
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