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Old 06-06-2007   #1
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In a restaurant toilet:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a laundrette:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE
LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK
OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON
THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING
YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON
THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL
CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE B ELL
DOESN'T WORK)

Northampton Hospital:
BIRTH CONTROL ADVICE - PLEASE USE REAR ENTRANCE


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Re: Did I read that sign correctly???

Quote Originally Posted by centaur View Post

Northampton Hospital:
BIRTH CONTROL ADVICE - PLEASE USE REAR ENTRANCE




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Loving the last one!
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Quality!

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Very funny!
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Re: Did I read that sign correctly???

2 that i have seen

Gloucester Hospital

GUARD DOGS OPERATING IN THIS AREA (have they run out of surgeons)

Tamworth Snowdome

PLEASE ONLY PLACE TOILET PAPER INTO THE TOILET (so where do i poo ?? )
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