Technical Both Eagles have Landed!!

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Technical Both Eagles have Landed!!

Divorced Barbie.
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home
>> he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
>> He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson,
>>"How much is the Barbie on the display window?"
>>The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have:
>>Work-out Barbie for $19.95
>> Shopping Barbie for $19.95
>> Beach Barbie for $19.95
>> Disco Barbie for $19.95
>> Divorced Barbie for $265.95
>> The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie
>> $265.95 and the others only $19..95?"
>>The salesperson annoyingly answers:
>> "Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with:
>>Ken's Car,
>> Ken's House,
>> Ken's Boat,
>> Ken's Furniture,
>> Ken's Computer and...
>> One of Ken's Friends."
 
Divorced Barbie.
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home
>> he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
>> He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson,
>>"How much is the Barbie on the display window?"
>>The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have:
>>Work-out Barbie for $19.95
>> Shopping Barbie for $19.95
>> Beach Barbie for $19.95
>> Disco Barbie for $19.95
>> Divorced Barbie for $265.95
>> The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie
>> $265.95 and the others only $19..95?"
>>The salesperson annoyingly answers:
>> "Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with:
>>Ken's Car,
>> Ken's House,
>> Ken's Boat,
>> Ken's Furniture,
>> Ken's Computer and...
>> One of Ken's Friends."

Ummm.. :confused:
 
Divorced Barbie.
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home
>> he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
>> He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson,
>>"How much is the Barbie on the display window?"
>>The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have:
>>Work-out Barbie for $19.95
>> Shopping Barbie for $19.95
>> Beach Barbie for $19.95
>> Disco Barbie for $19.95
>> Divorced Barbie for $265.95
>> The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie
>> $265.95 and the others only $19..95?"
>>The salesperson annoyingly answers:
>> "Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with:
>>Ken's Car,
>> Ken's House,
>> Ken's Boat,
>> Ken's Furniture,
>> Ken's Computer and...
>> One of Ken's Friends."

lol thats funny but i hope that hasn't happened to our dear T!!
 
blue and red would have looked better, red is the best! :)

RED ROOLS yeah both fine cars the blue is nice though couldn't have that up in Glasgow toooo close to the Glasgow rangers strip colour being a Celtic fan.grey suits the leather seats bit of continuity i think.as does my red car with the deep tinted windows and black upholstery.wish you all the best with them not too many glitches i hope
 
You wouldn't buy a car because it was the colour of a rival football team:confused:

just kidding there's a guy who lives a few doors down the road from he has a blue active 1.2 with the car reg SCO1 RFC a mad gers supporter.thats what its like up in parts of the west of scotland.sad i know.i picked the red one coz it was the colour of the car in the COOL 1st advertising campaign.had a blue 05 punto sporting before the gp:)
 
Divorced Barbie.
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home
>> he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
>> He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson,
>>"How much is the Barbie on the display window?"
>>The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have:
>>Work-out Barbie for $19.95
>> Shopping Barbie for $19.95
>> Beach Barbie for $19.95
>> Disco Barbie for $19.95
>> Divorced Barbie for $265.95
>> The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie
>> $265.95 and the others only $19..95?"
>>The salesperson annoyingly answers:
>> "Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with:
>>Ken's Car,
>> Ken's House,
>> Ken's Boat,
>> Ken's Furniture,
>> Ken's Computer and...
>> One of Ken's Friends."

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jassyo, i'm glad you like it, cant help thinking the anolodgy is true though, the mates I know that have been divorced have been lucky to walk away with a shilling and a pair of underpants !
 
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