Meaning you have a talent for getting things wrong with comical effect. One of the meet threads ended up as comedy gold thanks to your lists. Glasgow IIRC.
Traded my GP Active for a Honda Civic SE Exec, had it for 2 years til it was written off by a roof tile from 3 floors up, replaced that with a unreliable Civic coupe, that was hit by a BMW X5 again after 2 years, replaced it with another Civic coupe, had it just over a year & proving to be a bit of a ticking time bomb so cant wait to get back to Fiat and the Bravo I'm picking up at the weekend
The little Abarth 500 is gone gutted but I was killing it with 20k miles over summer and autumn last year. Daily driver now VW CC dull as anything but eats the miles. Alfa 164 QV project car now has MOT but long way to go.