A guy walks into a pub, and takes a seat.

He notes that there are only three people in there, the bartender, himself and a scraggly, unkempt looking gal down at the very end of the bar.

He calls the bartender over, and says...." Barkeep!.... I'll have a scotch and soda, and give the douchebag down at the end there anything she wants!"

"Now hold on a sec, pal" says the perturbed barkeep......." This is a respectable place, and I'll not have you insulting my patrons like that ! "

"Oh," the guy says, "I apologize!" ...... "In that case, I'll have a scotch and soda, and give the young lady down at the end there anything she wants!"

"There now......That's better !" says the bartender.

The barkeep walks over to the gal, and , pointing to the repentant guy, says..."That gentleman over there would be pleased to buy you a drink. What would you like?"

The gal looks up and says...."The usual...... vinegar and water."