What'd she say ???????

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What'd she say ???????

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A guy is in a very bad car accident, and loses an eye.

He can't afford a glass eye, but his carpenter friend carves him one made of wood.

He becomes very self conscious, and stays closed up in his own house, not venturing outside.

After a few months, his carpenter friend says: "You can't stay inside forever...come with me to the dance in town tonite, maybe meet a nice gal."

"I can't ! He says..... My eye ! They'll make fun of my eye!"

Anyway, after arguing for an hour, his friend persuades him to go to the dance.

At the dance, the guy sits all night in a corner......

His carpenter friend says "You're here, so why not dance?"

The guy says....."My eye ! They'll make fun of my eye! "

His carpenter friend says: "You see that heavy-set gal over there? Go ask her to dance....If she makes fun of your eye, then make fun of her weight problem!"

The guy agrees, and taps the gal on the shoulder..........

"Excuse me, miss...... but I notice you've been sitting here all alone the whole evening..........I was wondering if you would care to have a dance with me?"

She jumps up excitedly out of her seat, and says.." Oh, wouldn't I !!!!!!"

The guy says..." FATASS!"
 
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