RIP Mario, 8th January 1998 - 14th April 2008 (our HGT BTW)

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RIP Mario, 8th January 1998 - 14th April 2008 (our HGT BTW)

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Martin

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So, I posted earlier about my beloved HGT biting the dust due to the head gasket
Now my missus is a sentimental old girl and has written a poem about the sad occasion.
Yes, she calls our HGT Mario!

Ode to Mario

Mario, Mario, I miss you so
Oh how I wish you didn't have to go
Your body so sleek with curvy lines
You made my pulse race every time
I spun you round you never complained
Oh how I wish I could do it again
Faster, faster I made you go
Boiling hot weather, even snow
We raced, we had fun, play chicken a lot
The slip road Audi will never be forgot
But time is a killer I knew it would come
The day when we parted, the cease of the hum
And so my sexy friend I say for now
The warmest, biggest heartfelt ciao!

I just thought I'd share this with you. Scuse the gushy sentiment :(
 
I thought I'd write my own version....


Bravo Bravo, you useless s**t
Your constant failure makes me spit!
You stole my heart with your sexy looks
But your engine and electrics competely suck

Fix it again tomorrow is just a dream
When your reliability is as smooth as clotted cream
So this time you've gone and finally done it
No more love or money from this tight git

Thanks for all the times you got me wet
The leaky sunroof and broken water jet
Ive lost all my patience, Im now seriously bored
I think I might just go out and buy a Ford!!!



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Come Join the 5 pot club! Almost standard Mk1 HGT 73k - need new front screen & MOT!
 
very good tommy!

poet of the year award maybe??

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Marea, why settle for less?
 
Well my hat goes off to Martin's missus.... I think her peom was lovely!!


If only there were more dedicated bravo lovers out there we could soon have a peom tab at the top maybe.....???


The Highs & Lows of bravo/a ownership is something only an owner can appreciat ( & their partner).



So whats next.... another bravo OR something else......??

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Come Join the 5 pot club! Almost standard Mk1 HGT 73k - need new front screen & MOT!
 
We test drove a 1.4T-Jet sport at the weekend, Fiat are doing some really good deals on the Bravo's (and Punto's).
The 1.4 T-Jet is a pretty poky motor, I liked it. Having my HGT for 10 years has got me a saoft spot for Bravo's so I'll most prolly get another :)
 

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