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Right I know this is really petty but I am so mad and pissed off. I've put the little coloured valve caps on my car and now this is the 4th time they have been nicked. I know they don't cost much and they are in endless supply at the shop I work at but it's not the fact they've been nicked it's the fact that some grubby little fingers have been messing with my alloys.

Last time they were nicked the little buggers also decided what fun it would be to let my tyres down a little also. So me being unawares of all of this drives my little boy to school with my two front tyres only having 15psi in them. Now I know that it's kids doing it so they can put the caps on their bikes but they don't understand the danger of letting air out of tyres either.

So here's my plan. Whenever you all see a kid on a bike with coloured valve caps on it. Stop the car, get out, push them off their bike, nick their valve caps and drive off. This way they will get a taste of their own medicine. Oh not forgetting - also let some air outta their tyres!

I actually collared one kid outside the shop I work in taking my valve caps. When I went out to him he said he wasn't nicking em just looking at em. With two of them already in his hand he's obviously not very bright.

So if this plan doesn't work then whenever you are all at your local hospital and see a kid in A&E with his bike wrapped around his neck then rest assured he's nicked my valve caps and i've caught him!

Nik xx
 
Similar happened to me last week. Woke one morning to find that 3 had been stolen. THe other was stuck on like superglue. Anyway, a week later a young nipper was talking to my father outside. He said he had the names of the lads who nicked them. He also said they had just been back with a spanner and some pliers and took the other off in broad daylight on a saturday afternoon.

30 mins later, he tells me that they are on the corner. I walk over casually then grab the little shits. I ask them to empty their pockets. Out come a spanner and some pliers. THey swear blind they have no valve caps.

Police threats and 5 mins later a handful of stolen caps are produced. I march them both off to their parents.

However, only one of my valve caps was there (the other 3 were nicked the previous week). I ask them where the other 3 are. They reply - the lad who grassed them nicked em last week!!! The cheeky little sh*t!

I go back and ask him. He continues to deny. I put the shitters up him by telling him that the police would be involved as I dont know who nicked em. He then admitted it. Marched him off to his parents.

I still do not have my caps back but have an absolute shedload of crap ones from prob every car in the area!
 
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Nice one Wimmy! They are so cocky with it though you could just give em a good hiding! If Zak ever did anything like that I'd kick his arse all around the house.

Nik x
 
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Josh is now under orders to knock him off his bike whenever he sees him and to continually call him a thief until he cries, lol
 
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LOL - Little bastards! I had a set of expensive Alfa Romeo ones on my last Sud Sprint and two went missing. Its easy to suss they are going to end up on a bike, so I marched up to the playing fields and found which bike they were on - these kids aint bright! I then stood my "considerable" frame on their spokes whilst I took them back, braking a couple and bending the rest.

This kid then ran off home gizzling (God I hate kids that grizzle) to his Dad who decided his kid needed a bollocking rather than take me to task as he knows me from the pubs. It hasn't happened since, however my car has mysteriously been covered in coke on a number occasions - which I find quite funny - the little buggers.

Of course I would never have dreamed of doing this sort of thing when I was kid with a BMX Mongoose .........

Nige
 
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Lol! Nige! Nicking VW badges and playing Beastie boys was more my scene!

Nik
 
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wayhay - I was listening to Licensed to Ill the other day and reminscing about nicking Merc and VW badges. You've gotta fight - for your right - to paaaaaaaaarty
lol
Nige
 
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Stop right there.

I really do not want to get my Beastie Boys vinyl out tonight!
 
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Yeah ya do Wimmy. You wanna put it on to CD and drive round with the windows down and volume up! 'NO SLEEP TILL BROOKLYN!'
 
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"SHE'S ON IT"
 
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'BRASS MONKEY'
 
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**** me, It's times like these you guys remind that i'm soooooooo young!!!!
 
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During the war.....

TAFI
 
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ROFL!
 
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Nikki - Yer kids kept nicking mine to so i brought some of those nuts with a tightening spaner from your place (Waxa car) Still not been nicked 2 monthes later :)

Mr Al.
 
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I also used to have the locking valve caps on but the little bastards come along with a spanner and took them off! I put another set on and the same again so my boss won't let me take any more of them he makes me put the cheapie ones on!!!! Tight arse!!!! LOL!
 
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little f*ckers are welcome to any ali caps if ya ask me. hate the things. last time i had a set of em on my car the ali cap and brass valve corroded and kinda welded together so i had to have all wheels revalved just to put some air in the tyres. but they can stop nicking my abarth centre caps tho!
 
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put some copper grease on them stop them seizing to the valve.
 
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One of mine had seized. The cheeky feckers came back a week later with spanner and pliers and nicked it!
 

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