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Colin

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Hi there,

I have a fiat Brava 1.6SX and feel that the performance is no where near what it should be. I have felt this for a while (I have only owned the car for 3 months) but last night took it through a full body car wash (incl chassis) and today it drives like a wet lettuce. Very VERY smooth but no performance at all.

Anyone any advice on where to start looking for the problem - I am assuming its moisture somewhere?
 
Wet and limp ?

If its moisture, try spaying the spark plugs and leads heavily with WD40, should keep the moisture at bay, spray all over the engine basically
 
Spayin?

I thought you could only spay the cat and that was an MOT failure..he he he
 
Ashamed Jag Owner

I know, but the worse thing is I am still grinning about your mistake and my joke....must find something else to do!
 
try doing this

A dirty sanchez.............lol
or ask sam for a milkshake.......lol, again
 
...or this

Get the monkey to do it...

seems to aim pretty well to me!
 
If it ever stops raining I will give it a try.

By the way, where do I get hold of the afore mentioned monkey and cat that I require to perform the engine spaying task??
 
Monkey.....

Patrick has one, however, it is a little on the small side with a really bad bladder problem. Reckon spaying wouldn't cure it...

;-D
 
Ouch

That was below the belt Sam.....Really below the belt..lol
 
Re: Likes and dislikes

My Bravo had this problem, the sparkies were fried and fell apart when we took them out to replace them :) Previous owner nothing to do with my reckless driving.

All women like to go low :)
 
Nadine and Sam

About going low and returning the favour....

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Re: Nadine and Sam

All I can say Patrick is - are you going to Donnington August 18th, if so I will see you there and we can discuss this further :)
 
Low

T'all depends on how low you can go and how many hands are used.... I use no hands cos if you get THAT low, you don't need em.

'No Hands' Patrick - put that table down boy!

XX
 
Re: Low

Sam you and me have the same kind of thinking, but could Patrick handle both us at the same time? I have doubts :)
 

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