Technical 0-60 in 6

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Technical 0-60 in 6

I want my 1.4 doblo to do 0-60 in 6 seconds, what are my options?
:D

Options:

1. Weld a rocket to the roof.
2. Buy a trebuchet.
3. Buy a faulty stopwatch that runs slow.
4. Tie it to the back of a F16 (Wear really dark sunglasses).

Let us know how you get on..........
 
I want my 1.4 doblo to do 0-60 in 6 seconds, what are my options?
:D

never in a mounth of sundays but i like your optimisam lol
even if you shed loads of wait tuned the engine added 50 bhp nos you may get 10 /9.5 max
ithink the only way you would ever get a doblo doing 0-60 in 6 seconds would be put a biger engine in :slayer:
 
I want my 1.4 doblo to do 0-60 in 6 seconds, what are my options?
:D

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Yes, driving of a cliff would be silly :devil:

You need to add the most powerful turbo an chip thingy you can get, up the horsepower to 180 or something, change the gear ratios, and just go for it :devil:
You have three runs before the thing shoves pistons and stuff through the bonnet.

By the way, my old Doblo has a very heavy, sold bonnet. The new one is flimsy, but about a foot longer :eek:
 
the person might be serious and need proper advise not so much smart ass(y) i think it is posible but would be realy ££££

:chin:...a mapped turbo 1.9 diesel wouldn't get near 6 seconds let alone a 1.4 (a mapped alfa 1.9 wont even reach 8 seconds) so quickest way is the cliff method (should reach 60mph in 2.3 seconds...thats fast!) the alternative way is to sel the doblo and buy a faster car or is that a smart ass answer?

Yes, driving of a cliff would be silly :devil:

dont need to be in it ....push it;)
 
Saying that though, the OP hasn't stated what units the 0-60 is. For all we know, it could be 0-60 feet in 6 seconds, which I would imagine is doable (I was brought up metric :p)
 
I want my 1.4 doblo to do 0-60 in 6 seconds, what are my options?
:D

1 option realy!!!
buy something faster (y)
even a 1.9 doby turbo would seem a little faster.
Reading these posts on here today have made me chuckle like never before!!
I love a bit of mickey taking,but on a serious note it just aint possible unless.......you have a friend at NASA who could lend you some rocket boosters of the new space shuttle :slayer:
 
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