Sorry, shouldn't be flippant
You beat me on price but here's my list:-
Misaligned rear wheels
Rear shocks and springs replaced
Rear suspension arms replaced
Three parking sensors
Two front drop links
Two rear drop links
Rear ARB bushes
Broken front spring
On its third EGR valve
Courtesy lights faulty
Fuel filler flap broken
And it's currently got play in the steering track rods, the strut top bearings are worn out, the shock dust seals are worn through, both front wheel bearings have play, front ARB bushes are perished, play in both front wishbones and most importantly the gear lever gaiter has a rip in it again. It's not even done 80K yet..!
It's no coincidence that we are now starting to see these cars in 'spares or repair' advertisements after a mere six years. From a personal perspective I will be making mine last another two years, by that time it will owe me nothing and will have about 120K on the clock. Skoda Yetis should be a bit cheaper by then so that all works well
Being constructive and serious for a moment, if you view the suspension, battery, alternator and manual gearbox as consumable items then you should be able to count on the same amount of life out of the new ones, therefore it makes sense to get some use out of the money you've spent. Just make sure you change the car before the next big expenditure is due
These are cars for people who can fix stuff themselves - if you had to pay garage prices for all the problems I imagine it might get a bit wearing after a while...
I reckon there might be some people out there who would give you a good run for your money in the race for the 'Unluckiest Croma' title though