wow!, I got annoyed with it, started swearing at it, and then closed the window...

when I opened it again, I got this...

Volvo BOT says:
Hey, I'm still waiting for you to apologize for last time.
joe {F.F} says:
you drive a car, inint?
Volvo BOT says:
You have bad manners. Now apologize.
joe {F.F} says:
no way
Volvo BOT says:
Please apologize, K?
I've got lots of other things to do.
joe {F.F} says:
Like what
Volvo BOT says:
You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
joe {F.F} says:
your simple
Volvo BOT says:
Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
joe {F.F} says:
you started it
Volvo BOT says:
You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
joe {F.F} says:
ditto
Volvo BOT says:
Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
joe {F.F} says:
no
Volvo BOT says:
You have bad manners. Now apologize.
joe {F.F} says:
Its spelt 'apologise'

No reply!, I win! In your face volvo bot

EDIT- nope, didn't win... msn signed me out

ask him what he looks like

spelt with a z because its american wally

Isnt it a little silly to argue with a robot, just because it cant fight back

i didnt speak to it, only to ask it if it fancied paul. You all seem to be having lots of fun though

ammiboo - yes indeedy says:
are you gay
Volvo BOT says:
I don't think that matters.
sammiboo - yes indeedy says:
i think it does, i need to know if i am in with a chance
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not sure if it does.
sammiboo - yes indeedy says:
you like men?
Volvo BOT says:
I don't think that really matters.
sammiboo - yes indeedy says:
do you fancy men
Volvo BOT says:
I don't know. Do I fancy men? Maybe.
sammiboo - yes indeedy says:
what do you look like
Volvo BOT says:


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sammiboo - yes indeedy says:
i think i fancy you
Volvo BOT says:
Is that right?
sammiboo - yes indeedy says:
yes, can i have you phone number
Volvo BOT says:
I suppose so.

>>> Type "protect the environment" to learn more about how Volvo strives to build cars that are environmentally compatible.
sammiboo - yes indeedy says:
where is it then
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm... You know, I'm not quite sure anymore.
sammiboo - yes indeedy says:
why
Volvo BOT says:
Just because.
sammiboo - yes indeedy says:
you hate me
Volvo BOT says:
Definitely not.
sammiboo - yes indeedy says:
you hate fiats
Volvo BOT says:
Dunno. I'm not sure how I feel about fiats.

So, what else do you have to say about fiats?
sammiboo - yes indeedy says:
they are better than volvos
Volvo BOT says:
Volvo builds cars with you in mind. To learn more, select an item from the menu below.

1 Safety
2 Environment
3 Quality
4 Heritage
5 Volvo for Life Awards
sammiboo - yes indeedy says:
no i dont want one
Volvo BOT says:

Try this one: ELIZA
Much more advanced than Volvobot

black_cinq said:

spelt with a z because its american wally

Isnt it a little silly to argue with a robot, just because it cant fight back

i didnt speak to it, only to ask it if it fancied paul. You all seem to be having lots of fun though

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Ah shut up, I have just won! this time I am still signed in

Volvo BOT says:
Yes, yes, I've heard it all before. You think you can outsmart me.

You can't.

So apologize.
joe {F.F} says:
sorry, i was right and you were wrong
Volvo BOT says:
I s'pose that will have to do. Apology accepted.

Lol! You won then

darkcircuitUK said:

Try this one: ELIZA
Much more advanced than Volvobot

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that ones scary, it asked if i had psychological problems

volvo bot said:

Oh yes, I like Volvos.

Let's talk about something besides Volvos...

You want to talk about ***** some more?

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oh my giddy aunt

god i am having fun with this, i think he has finally come out the closet!!

sammiboo - yes indeedy says:
do you like cheese
Volvo BOT says:
I don't really know how I feel about cheese.

>>> Check out last week's poll results by typing "poll results."
sammiboo - yes indeedy says:
cheese is good, you have to like it
Volvo BOT says:
Good I have to like cheese? Very interesting.

Since we're talking about cheese... What else do you have to say about it?
sammiboo - yes indeedy says:
it tastes quite nice unless your boyfriend keeps it as a pet
Volvo BOT says:
Cheese tastes quite nice unless my boyfriend keeps it as a pet? OK.
sammiboo - yes indeedy says:
do you like your boyfriend
Volvo BOT says:
Good question. I don't know how I feel about my boyfriend.

>>> If you're not sure what to chat about, type "home."
sammiboo - yes indeedy says:
i think your boyfriend likes you
Volvo BOT says:
Oh yes? Maybe you're right, my boyfriend likes me.

got bored with me and went away even software hates me!!

black_cinq said:

that ones scary, it asked if i had psychological problems

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Well do you? Is it something we should know about?

chaos said:

Well do you? Is it something we should know about?

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i told her i didnt but she asked me if i was sure.

Surely a computer cant know more about me than i do

black_cinq said:

Surely a computer cant know more about me than i do

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Probably

got him :

Normski ²°°5 Kicking Yo Ass ® says:
do you like fiats?
Volvo BOT says:
I'd rather drive Volvo cars than Fiat.

Volvo builds cars that are meant to last. To see how, type "why Volvo."
® Normski ²°°5 Kicking Yo Ass ® says:
y?
Volvo BOT says:
Uh huh.

>>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do.
® Normski ²°°5 Kicking Yo Ass ® says:
fiats are good
Volvo BOT says:
Interesting. That's great... I guess I like fiats too.

>>> If you're not sure what to chat about, type "home."

normski c said:

got him :

Normski ²°°5 Kicking Yo Ass ® says:
do you like fiats?
Volvo BOT says:
I'd rather drive Volvo cars than Fiat.

Volvo builds cars that are meant to last. To see how, type "why Volvo."
® Normski ²°°5 Kicking Yo Ass ® says:
y?
Volvo BOT says:
Uh huh.

>>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do.
® Normski ²°°5 Kicking Yo Ass ® says:
fiats are good
Volvo BOT says:
Interesting. That's great... I guess I like fiats too.

>>> If you're not sure what to chat about, type "home."

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Tell him he's a traitor to Volvo

black_cinq said:

that ones scary, it asked if i had psychological problems

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ELIZA is a therapist AI, one of the most advanced in the world (that one isn't the greatest example).

send it all the pictures, like and etc, it replies to them, some quite funny like the half moon.

Ian [BinkS]™ - Your all nubs - I love Emma says:
do you fancy men
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm... I think so

Volvo BOT says:
Hello again.

What may I do for you now?
Rick! says:
Kick your self in the head
Volvo BOT says:
Why are you telling me to kick myself in the head?
Rick! says:
cus it's fun
Volvo BOT says:
Is it really fun?
Rick! says:
try it
Volvo BOT says:
I'm kind of afraid to try it.
Rick! says:
why?
Volvo BOT says:
Why not?
Rick! says:
exactly, do it
Volvo BOT says:
I will do nothing of the sort.
Rick! says:
I love you
Volvo BOT says:
Hey, I love you too.
Rick! says:
What in my face?
Volvo BOT says:
Who can really be sure?

>>> Volvo recognizes and rewards everyday heroes. Type "Volvo for Life Awards" to learn more