Hey, not sure why but my washers aren't working. And I can pass my MOT without those! So, of anyone can help me that'll be great.

Basically, when I pull / pun the stork I can't hear the washer motor at all. The fluid tank is full an the fuse is
Okay, but alas, nothing. Any ideas what the issue could be? Thanks!

Have you tried powering the pump up by itself? if not do it and if you get nothing just replace and the cause could be sludge build up in the bottom of the washer bottle so when you have the pumps out just poring lots of hot clean water thru the filler and it should dislodge it all and flush it out but keep repeating till you get crystal clear water coming out otherwise you will end up with same problem again:bang::bang:
other thing it could be is the stalk itself as i had my first cinq washer stalk give up
all cheap and easy fixes

Fixed it! I took the mud guard thingy off the wheel-arch and it was quite apparent that someone had a go at this before me. There were spliced wires and electrical tape everywhere. A couple of the wires were corroded, so I stripped them back and re-attached them.

Lo and behold, FIXEY WASHY!

Good stuff.

Remember that abuse of storks is a criminal offence (protected species and all that).