I can't see how it works, either -- presumably some kind of loss of pressure caused by the funnel thingy
Seems way OTT, BWTH.
My own thoughts are -- oil mist in inlet mani is a bad, bad, thing: it's a well known cause of detonation and a destroyer of turbo engines. Water vapour is no big deal. Mayo is unlikely to travel that far unless you forget to empty the catch tank.
Capacity is important (obvious place for the catch tank is where that battery -- or the battery tray -- used to be), but so is shape. deeper is probably better. Imagine a deep, thin, tank divided by a perforated sheet, tiny holes at the top, big ones at the bottom. The input side of the tank (one pipe from rocker cover, one from sump) is filled with stainless or bronze wire wool -- hell, Aldi pan scourers would do just fine -- (which also acts as a flame trap -- I don't like crankcase explosions.........) . The outlet side goes to the inlet manifold. There's some kind of sight glass and a simple tap at the bottom connected to a long thin tube which exits the bottom of the car where the owner can place a drip tray from time to time.
Tap can be a T with a bolt to seal at one junction if I can't work out how to make a tap like you find on school lab chemical apparatus.
Gas welded aluminium (yes, Martha, you can gas weld aluminium) would be the material of choice, but
stainless or TIG would be OK.
Such a set up would please both the MSA and the MOT man.