Tried to start my 59 plate Fiat Multijet sport 165 and ''hill start assist not available'' and ESP and ASR all not connected. Coupled to this the car won't start and I mean not even a click from the starter motor!!! Took the battery out and charged it up but still absolutely no movement on the starter motor!! Does anyone have any ideas why this has happened??? Any advice would be greatly appreciated!!

Probably a completely dead battery. Don't worry about the 'hill start assist not available'' and ESP and ASR not connected error. I get this every time i disconnect the battery.
Once you start the car, just turn the wheel all the way to the left, and then all the way to the right.