Grande Punto Hilarious!!

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Grande Punto Hilarious!!

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:D http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-FIAT...012&pid=100005&prg=1048&rk=1&sd=380512246795&


2006 FIAT GRANDE PUNTO ACTIVE 65 ORANGE 1 X CARELESS LADY OWNER SPARES OR REPAIR

56 PLATE PUNTO GRANDE 56K HARD MILES (AKA TERRY)

1 X CARELESS LADY OWNER (MY DAUGHTER)

FINISHED IN GINGER THERE WAS NOT MUCH HOPE FOR THIS CAR!

NEEDS STEERING PUMP,HEATER FAN AND MOST PANELS NEED PAINTING (THE ROOF IS FINE)

SURPRISING THOUGH IT SOUNDS IT IS TAXED AND MOT'D UNTIL APRIL

IF YOU THINK THE EXTERIOR IS BAD WAIT TILL YOU OPEN THE DOOR!

WOW!!!!!!

THE SEATS ARE TERRIBLE AND I'M SURE SOMETHING WITH 4 LEGS LIVES IN THERE

HOWEVER, I DONT WANT TO PUT YOU OFF AS ALL THE IMPORTANT THINGS WORK SUCH AS THE

RADIO/CD PLAYER (WITH ADDED ELIZABETH ARDEN MAKE-UP) AND THE REAR VIEW MIRROR STILL TILTS IN ANY DIRECTION!

THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF LOOSE CHANGE KNOCKING ABOUT IF YOU GET PAST THE MACDONALDS WRAPPERS PLUS SOME OLD PARKING TICKETS AND MARLBORO LIGHTS BOXES,STICK ON NAILS

FALSE EYELASHES AND HAIR EXTENSIONS AND IF YOUR LUCKY SOME DIRTY ONE DIRECTION POSTERS.

TERRY'S ENGINE IS FINE THOUGH AND HE STARTS 1ST TIME,GEARBOX IS FINE TOO.

ANY INSPECTION WELCOME BUT PLEASE COME WHEN ITS DARK SO YOU WONT BE DISAPPOINTED

FOR ANY FURTHER INFORMATION PLEASE CALL MARTIN ON 07734 230144

Dom
 
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Oh this is special. Absolutely priceless. The comedy value alone will increase the final sale value a tiny bit i reckon. Nice find Dom, seriously nice find!
 
This was my favourite line :)

THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF LOOSE CHANGE KNOCKING ABOUT IF YOU GET PAST THE MACDONALDS WRAPPERS PLUS SOME OLD PARKING TICKETS AND MARLBORO LIGHTS BOXES,STICK ON NAILS

My old Corsa was like this, she will learn to treat her cars with respect (fingers crossed)
 
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