(T) I ran out of petrol and now my car wont start HELP!!

1: Take a £50 deposit off him in future.

2: Kick his head in and remind him of his responsibilities!

I'd charge my bro £50 just to look at my car, and i wouldn't let him drive it for the life of me

Snap!

My brother once was having a snowball fight with his mates on the car park where my car is kept and didnt realise the Ibiza had a rear windscreen wiper, and when scooping snow off the rear screen, caught the rear wiper and destroyed it. I was fuming at the time and before i could batter him, me folks said "leave him alone he's only 12"
Just what a student needed at xmas- to buy a new rear wiper arm.

Dropped him off in the stilo at college once and he threw his bag into the car against the top glove box and marked it all- was greated with a dead leg and the words "now walk to college ya tit"