Alright mate,

Im pretty sure you followed me into Forms Farm at about 4.15 this afternoon.

You turned right at the lights behind me and then turned around at the roundabout by Mill Lane.

Was it you?

I think I saw you again.... you was behind me and Bob in his red GP Sporting about 10mins ago coming along School Road and then down Langely Hill.

Also in Savacentre yesterday

Im pretty sure it was you, have you had your bonnet and boot sprayed now?

si you really must stop stalking people