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General Save the Elephant, or pep up a Panda?

Save the effalump!

Do these have centrally mounted instruments?

For those who are confused about multiple car ownership here is a simple guide to some key phrases we use:

Thinning: Not planning on buying more but may well do if an interesting car comes along.

Selling: Swapping one car for another

Loss of storage: Sick of seeing it on the drive

Breaking for parts: Sick of seeing it on the drive but can't bear to scrap it.

Looking for a new home: Been told it's me or the car.

Too many projects: Out of cash

Unfinished project: Out of cash, needs money to finish it.

Garaged: Kept on the drive under a tarp.

Dry Storage: Kept under a leaky roof.

Never driven in wet: Won't start.

Barn find: Forgot I had it.

Change in circumstances: Added up number of cars and freaked out.

Sorned: Sick of paying Tax

Sorned for winter: Forgot to renew MOT in summer

Part service history: Lost all the paperwork

etc
 
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