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The impressive Mr homeward kindly wrote (very quickly I must add!) A parody of the shakespeares sister song stay for me, I thought it was brill so I decided to record! Uploading now (and will shoot a proper video for it next week) but had to get this out there, so funny!

Grey (Sisley)

If your engine fails to spin
And your doorskins start to gape
I know every part of you
Won’t scrap you for your pains

I’ll even drive you as you groan
Won’t let you turn to sand
Grey Sisley
Grey Sisley

In the tangle of your loom
Though the spark plugs lost their gleams
You rust lonely, must be free
The best car there has ever been

With my spanners in the drawer
I’ll make you move once more
Grey Sisley
Grey Sisley

You’d better weld and spray so you make it safe
For the MOT
You’d better weld and spray, take the rust away
For MOT

’Cause if you’re cheap and tight, they won’t believe their eyes
At the MOT
Lose the grime and smell, if you can make it well
For the MOT

Grey Sisley
Grey Sisley
Grey, grey Sisley
Grey, grey, grey, grey, grey
Grey Sisley
 
There must be something wrong with me: but I found that quite moving.... :cry:

Mrs homeward says you have a great voice, by the way... -- and that's a stunning piece of falsetto...! -- you remind me a little of the great Matt Johnson of The The (one of the greatest 'bands' ever...). Great band name for Grey Sisley, too...! :worship:

Here's an obvious one for the weekend (I haven't touched the French... -- pardonnez-moi...); and I'm now off to get a life.... :eek:


Panda Killer (by Crossing Threads)

There’s still seam filler sat in the cracks
It shines and glimmers, too good
For the axe
Bought too cheap now its fate is dire
Sold for parts, even the spare tyre

Panda Killer
Qu’est-ce que c’est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Drive drive drive drive drive drive drive away
Panda Killer
Qu’est-ce que c’est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Drive drive drive drive drive drive drive away

You start an eBay auction you can’t even finish it.
You’re sellin’ a lot, but you’re not payin’ anything.
When I have nothing to buy, your cars are scrapped.
Sell something once, why break it again?

Panda Killer
Qu’est-ce que c’est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Drive drive drive drive drive drive drive away
Panda Killer
Qu’est-ce que c’est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Drive drive drive drive drive drive drive away

Ce que j’ai fais, ce soir la
Ce qu’elle a dit, ce soir la
Realisant mon espoir
Je me lance, vers la gloire ... OK
We can weld and we can grind
I hate sellers of cars still alright

Panda Killer
Qu’est-ce que c’est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Drive drive drive drive drive drive drive away
Panda Killer
Qu’est-ce que c’est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Drive drive drive drive drive drive drive away
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh....
 
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There must be something wrong with me: but I found that quite moving.... :cry:

Mrs homeward says you have a great voice, by the way... -- and that's a stunning piece of falsetto...! -- you remind me a little of the great Matt Johnson of The The (one of the greatest 'bands' ever...). Great band name for Grey Sisley, too...! :worship:

Here's an obvious one for the weekend (I haven't touched the French... -- pardonnez-moi...); and I'm now off to get a life.... :eek:


Panda Killer (by Crossing Threads)

There’s still seam filler sat in the cracks
It shines and glimmers, too good
For the axe
Bought too cheap now its fate is dire
Sold for parts, even the spare tyre

Panda Killer
Qu’est-ce que c’est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Drive drive drive drive drive drive drive away
Panda Killer
Qu’est-ce que c’est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Drive drive drive drive drive drive drive away

You start an eBay auction you can’t even finish it.
You’re sellin’ a lot, but you’re not payin’ anything.
When I have nothing to buy, your cars are scrapped.
Sell something once, why break it again?

Panda Killer
Qu’est-ce que c’est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Drive drive drive drive drive drive drive away
Panda Killer
Qu’est-ce que c’est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Drive drive drive drive drive drive drive away

Ce que j’ai fais, ce soir la
Ce qu’elle a dit, ce soir la
Realisant mon espoir
Je me lance, vers la gloire ... OK
We can weld and we can grind
I hate sellers of cars still alright

Panda Killer
Qu’est-ce que c’est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Drive drive drive drive drive drive drive away
Panda Killer
Qu’est-ce que c’est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Drive drive drive drive drive drive drive away
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh....

Well thankyou to you and Mrs homeward! I don't really rate my voice very much but I enjoy singing if that makes any sense.

I'm afraid to say I don't recognise the original song you've parodied there?
 
You're too young, obviously.... :nono:

Psycho Killer

I like it! I will learn it and try to find an instrumental!

I'm still trying to find an instrumental for letter from america, really want to do that one but can't find an instrumental which doesn't have backing vocals :( did a guitar cover but I'm so rusty that my hand nearly fell off playing it so sounds terrible
 
Awesome parodies - made joining the forum totally worth it! Thanks!
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So I am back from my Honeymoon, and while I was away I thought of writing one of these parodies myself, im no homeward but I have written a light parody of the meatloaf/celine dion song "All coming back to me now", but mine is called "Get you an MOT now" I am uploading to Youtube as we speak so it will be up shortly.

I really like doing these, I do not have a particularly nice singing voice in my opinion but I like singing (if that makes sense) so hope I am not annoying anyone with these!

There was also someone earlier in the thread who suggested compiling these to a CD for selling for money for Pinky the Panda. While I am unsure about copywriting and whether it would really matter for something like this, if anyone does wish to do this I am happy to email the MP3's to them, and would like it if I could help the pinky fund in this way.
 
Just realised that I had taken that thread way off topic, sorry everyone!

That Y10 is a weapon on the track :D

Ach its audio visual its fine! I was just getting serenaded by you on my headphones. Great that the honeymoon went well. Did you & Steph klike Florida and did you see any cool cars
 
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