Off Topic Panda sex appeal

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blackpool

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just saw this thread on piston heads

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/...=One+for+the+girls,+best+and+worst+car+(date)


and by the second post the panda already got a mention! :eek:

So as panda drivers, how much success with the opposite has the panda brought you?

I lost my virginity in the front seat of my panda :cool::eek:

The girl in question had seen the car in question and commented about how she could hear the exhaust (which had fallen off some months previously) at all hours of the night and day and that her dad would kill her if he knew she was in this deathtrap :bang: she also commented on how tidy it was for an older car (pranged it about 18 months later though :() It all went well until the end and she rested back on the steering wheel and set the horn off :yum:

When I dropped her off (about half a mile from her house so her father hopefully couldnt hear the exhaust) she had difficulty opening the passenger door and I joking said she was trapped in the car forever HAHAHA which she nervously laughed along with.


We are still great friends to this day and every time she sees my poorly little sorned and car rotting away on the drive she flirtatiously jokingly tells me that when I get it on the road again I should take her for a ride and then she will... er. Even given that incentive the car has still been off the road since october :)


Hope this is not too risque for the family friendly nature of this forum.

But logistically, front seat all the way back and back support down seem to be the best for the lazy like me. Alternatively passenger seat all the way back and down.
 
Pistonheads forum thread entry......

MGgeordie said:
Worst - Fiat Panda (The old one, think it was a 1989 F reg - hateful thing!)


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Couldn't disagree more. When I had my first Panda I also had a BMW 325 company car. I couldn't pull the skin off custard in the BMW but in the Panda (Bianca) I met and went out with for nearly a year Miss Slovakia 1999. The seats fold flat and with the roof open the car was as good as a convertible only with a little more privacy and little side wind. My fondness for these cars and the fact I don't need a big car means I have the green one above and I'm building one for this years Practical Performance Car £999 Challenge.

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With women drivers in mind Pandas are Swizz Army knives on wheels. With the rear seat folded up the floor space is flat, the same as a Euro pallet...

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...and the car can take the weight of an engine with ease. I'm over six foot and have no problems getting my nephews in the back. Easy to maintain, flat surfaces are easy to keep clean, the canvas dash can hold as much as the boot and a cavernous door pouch wide enough to take coffee cups and big enough for store a months supply of make up.

For the ladies the Panda also came in a very limited edition pink colour.

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I thought I'd comment before the rest of the Pandaist find out you slated the greatest car ever built.
 
Most 'normal' people are immediately put off by a Panda, probably due to the squareness etc. But all my friends hated my recent Panda purchase until I started giving them lifts in her. They've all since fallen for her character and ask for lifts in her all the time.
As for sex appeal, if you have 3 normal sized people in the back they are generally all on top of each other. This gets everybody well acquainted...
 
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