Howdy ho - I've just been for a three hour drive to get a Weekend HLX, but this one is a complete piece of crap. It's got all the crowd-pleaser problems (rear wiper, sticky tail-gate), but the ones that really cause me emotional problems are...

The burke lost the rear view mirror. Anyone got a one I can buy?

The remote central locking doesn't work. There's two keys which do the following things:

Key 1 - 'Owt. The boy who owned it said it'd had two batteries in it for a long time, so is probably broken

Key 2 - Flashes red over and over when the button is pressed. The car is unimpressed with this, chosing not to do anything with the locks.

Now, I'm not certain if this is related, but when locked, the little red light in the middle of the dash (you know - the one under the stereo) isn't flashing which suggests that maybe the alarm isn't feeling very well? Also, I tried the thing in the manual which told me to stick a pencil in a little hole, and point and shoot at the one next to it, but the green flashy light just went out (the manual seems to think it'll go solid green).

Someone tell me what to do!!! The man at the Fiat garage seems to think I'm wasting his valuable time when I try to spend money with them, so I'd rather hand it over to someone else...