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Has anyone else noticed the masses of bird crap hitting their cars very recently?! I have never had a problem until this past month. About 7 turds have landed on my car!

What's going on????

Sie
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Birds (the feathered kind) are evil little buggers. They wait 'till you've just spent 3 hours washing and polishing your car, then empty the contents of their bowels all over the gleaming paintwork [:(!][xx(]


What do you do if a bird s**ts on your car?
Dump her. :D


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i got bird s**t on my car today so i decided to wash it.

i washed it, went inside the house for 2 mins, i came back to the car and it was covered in flies and s**t, how gutted am i

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Damn seagulls this time of year. Living near the sea isn't just good. They are horny little devils right now s**tting my newly polished black Uno on purpose.

Morten.


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The flies are terrible on my car. I live near fields and they all come to hump my yellow car like its some great sexy flower.

Smurfhead - would trade as Gaz but bit confusing with another guy with the same car on here with the same name. lol

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Gasp......... i'm shocked! - the birds gotta go somewhere, i am sure they have plenty of babies to feed now and are too busy rushing around rather than to find a public lavvy! Hey everytime i finish work my car has been pummelled with turds - i just wash the car on the way home!
Poor little birdies being verbally abused[V][V]:(

I have a bling* bling* shiny blue thing
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Weve got 4 cats, so birds no trouble here!!! But as for bugs, millions of em everytime I go out in the car! On my cinq and sei it used to get covered in tiny flies, but they dont like the yellow Panda, why!?[?]

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Originally posted by carlloughney
You wouldnt happen to be an assistant manager in a bird sanctuary would you?
Bird crap on your car does suck, come on admit it.:D
How did you guess?;) LOL, but i bet i get my car capped on more than anyone in this forum poss more than you are put together lol! yeah i suppose it does **** me off a little but i'd rather have bird crap my my car than a big steaming dog turd - i'm sure you'll agree that would be far worse:)

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It's no use washing your car. I did mine yeaterdsay (with loads of elbow grease to get the bugs off), went for a brief drive yesterday and today and it's in the same state it was before I washed it.

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