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We all need to blow off a little steam every now and then. Sometimes it's directed toward someone verbally or more often these days a bit of troll bashing on the interweb.

Place your or the best you've seen rant here for us to share.

This is from a thread about the Alfa 4C...

Other Poster said:
What's not to like?

Well, they are only available as an automatic...

A manual would have taken more space, added more weight and one of the rear cross members would have been redesigned to accommodate it placing stress elsewhere in the rear subframe effecting the overall handling and chassis dynamic of the whole platform.

In this case (and so far to my knowledge this case alone) flappy paddles are justified. In cars like the Nissan GTR that's supposed to be the "Ultimate Drivers Car" flappy paddles and a far too intrusive drivers aid package ruin a perfectly good platform. All the other flappy paddlers are keeping up with the Jones's who think because F1 had it a few years ago (and BTCC these days) people going to the shops need it now.

GTR Fanboy said:
But the launch control is the best in the world and you can change gear in 0.2 seconds that means the car is quicker on a race track and traction control out of every corner keeps you planted so all you have to do is keep your right foot down and the car does the rest and you can......

...blah blah blah, etc; etc.

Between sips of Red Bull ask yourself...

What are Nissan trying to tell you?

Launch control because you can't be trusted to get the car off the line.
Flappy paddles because you can't be trusted to operate a clutch.
Traction control so invasive it's near impossible to get 90% out of the platform because they simply do not trust you to be able to drive the car.

:rolleyes:

I picked on Nissan here but all manufacturers have been dumbing down cars for years. Ever since the term "Widow Maker" was penned companies have been looking over their shoulders waiting for Injury Shysters 4U to kick their doors down.

The GTR would be one of the best cars Nissan have ever made if they weren't afraid of the consequences of some multi-million Pound football player dying in a ditch trying to copy a move he did on Project Forza Racing.

Drivers aids may have started out with the best of intentions, like ABS for example but why does a car need seven different traction setting and an "M" mode when on and off will do nicely?

:soapbox:

Whoops. :D

The Alfa 4C isn't a Lotus Elise replica that's more likely to catch fire but a true "Drivers Car" that has moved the benchmark for other manufacturers. Flappy paddles or not. ;)

Be sure to change the names of the other users so's not to breach any privacy laws and only post things with the consent of the contributors so's not to breach any copyright.
 
My issue with all modern cars is the sheer level of over engineering.

Using my current car as an example, starting with the tyres..205/50 R17, 20 years ago you'd be looking at 200bhp or so to require those. Then the brakes, the rear rotas would have been classified as adequate on the front of a Ford escort, the front ones are 1/3rd bigger than the rears. Than you have the suspension fully independent all round with ARBs. Then you have a driver aids, so tcs, abs with eba and dsc...so by the time you've got to the end of the list you may be thinking damn serious motorcar that, but no its a 1.6 packing 105bhp.

When that's your base model how can make the top spec one fun at reasonable speeds? It takes stig levels of commitment to unstick the base car so add 150bhp, make the tyres even wider, add even bigger brakes, tune the suspension for more G and you now have a modern hot hatch. A car that is immensely fast but beyond use unless you have a teflon license/private track. As you go up the ranges this has happened on every type of car, every generation is faster but in doing so less fun as to get to the edge you have to get wilder and wilder.

Going back to the 4c it's probably one of the few cars going the other way..light enough not to have power steering. Bringing it back to the GTR, it needs all the aids simply for the reason the vast majority of people i.e. those of us who aren't professional racing drivers would have no hope if it let go, it would be going so fast and the situation would be so extreme chances are you wouldn't even have time to react before you were going through a hedge, not that the GTR is the only one pick any fast car a 911 turbo/gt3 ferrari 599 good luck using one at 10/10ths with all the aids off.
 
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A thread on another forum about overtaking has attracted some trolling about how the forum has gone all Health and Safety and how Speeding is now considered the highest crime on society...


Me said:
Who said anything about speeding?

This thread is about overtaking, other people's reaction to it, doing it safely and how the ego of the person being overtaken is adversely effected.

People who don't take time exposed to danger seriously and expect the vehicle they are overtaking to bail them out has nothing to do with speeding.

People overtaking on blind bends, the approach of junctions, roundabouts, humps in the road and other hazards have nothing to do with speeding either.

I brought up Autodysfunctional Egotism because some people develop an inferiority complex when they notice they are being overtaken by my 1988 Fiat Panda. Again, nothing whatsoever to do with speeding.

I have no issue at all with being overtaken. If someone does it won't because I'm driving too slow. In my Panda i get overtaken by people who rather than look at their speedometers see a Panda think "oh he must be going slow" and pass only for them to brake suddenly a few yards later when they realise I was at the speed limit. This is something I call Womlings Syndrome. The inability to tell the difference between a small vehicle and one that's far away when pulling out of a junction and the assumption that a smaller vehicle will traveling at a reduced velocity.

Anyone who has ridden a 125 scooter on an "A" road will tell you the same thing. They get overtaken by people who assume they are going slow and brake tested a few yards later.

These people aren't prolific speeders who should all have their licenses taken away and shredded. :soapbox: They just make assumptions rather than observations.
 
Was Ebola predicted by "The Simpsons"?

Really?

A cartoon that over the years has basically covered every topic you could think of made reference to Ebola roughly the same time as the film "Outbreak" was in US cinemas and the tin foil hat brigades are crying "conspiracy!"


In an earlier episode Marge drove through a tunnel into a demolition derby. Did the Simpsons also predict the death of lady Diana?

In that case...


All hail President Kang!
 
My response to a pro-life pro-choice debate on Facebook...

Me said:
Instead of crying over pro-choice or pro-life how about promoting anti-stupidity?

We live in one of the most densely populated countries in the world by land mass, so much so there is now legislation in place to build houses on farm land. Perfect for a country where the economy is agriculture based. That economy by the way no matter how the politicians paint it will never recover to what it was at in the past. We have higher levels of debt per person than anywhere else in Europe and second only to America in the world. Higher levels of post graduate unemployment than anywhere else in Europe so if you do decide to get up to your neck in student loan debt and basically waste twenty years of your life in education you still might not get a job out of it and those who do take home less than a burger flipper on minimum wage thanks to the Tax man.

Yet people are still running around having unprotected sex because having an abortion is considered an easy option compared to taking the pill or getting their partner, one night stand, bloke they met on the way to the club toilets or whoever to wear a condom.

Look if you don't want to have a child, don't have unprotected sex. It really is that simple. If your partner refuses to have sex with protection keep your legs closed until he does. If you don't have that much respect for yourself how the bloody Hell can you complain he doesn't have any respect for you. That's the perfect environment for raising a child don't you think?

Don't worry Jeremy Kyle will sort it all out.

Welcome to the Idiocracy Apocalypse

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/30228692
 
Too right.

Engineering needs to make a come back in a big way for any hope of our economy getting anywhere near where it was we've got 100,000's of none contributing immigrant's to pay both in direct benefit's and health care! High tech engineering still is pretty strong with the likes of BAE Systems and Rolls Royce.

If it carries on like this we'll end up being the servant nation to the rest of the world, mopping up their mess for 0.50p an hour.

With all these so called politician's in power with no back bone we're screwed! I just hope I'm in a position in 10-15 years time to jump ship when it all goes down to a country that isn't a laughing stock push over to the rest of the world.
 
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People who moan (IAM) about 30 stickers on wheelie bins. :rolleyes:

I think they're great.

1/ You are driving in a neighborhood where the residents give more than a flying frig about one and other.
2/ It's a fair indication to look out for pillocks (both on the road and curtain twitchers with YouTube accounts).
3/ If I were a Police officer with a few targets to catch up on for this months performance related pay (I know it didn't pass; officially) I'd see those signs and set a speed trap up somewhere near by.

IAM spokesperson said:
They could be a distraction and drivers could mistake them for genuine signage.

Sorry; but if you can't tell the difference between a sticker on a wheelie bin and a genuine road sign you should not be allowed anywhere near a vehicle of any kind and if you are distracted looking at wheelie bins instead of the operation of the vehicle you should be in twenty four hour care in a institution equipped to deal with people who are that "special". :bang:

County Council spokeperson said:
They make our beautiful wheelie bins an eye sore and it isn't in keeping with the rural aesthetic.

So a trio of green, grey and brown wheelie bins are considered aesthetically pleasing these days? I haven't been to the Tate modern for a while but I hadn't realised we were that far gone.

Sometimes I think people need something to moan about otherwise they'd have nothing to say.

(deliberate irony thank you)
 
People who moan (IAM) about 30 stickers on wheelie bins. :rolleyes:

I think they're great.

1/ You are driving in a neighborhood where the residents give more than a flying frig about one and other.
2/ It's a fair indication to look out for pillocks (both on the road and curtain twitchers with YouTube accounts).
3/ If I were a Police officer with a few targets to catch up on for this months performance related pay (I know it didn't pass; officially) I'd see those signs and set a speed trap up somewhere near by.



Sorry; but if you can't tell the difference between a sticker on a wheelie bin and a genuine road sign you should not be allowed anywhere near a vehicle of any kind and if you are distracted looking at wheelie bins instead of the operation of the vehicle you should be in twenty four hour care in a institution equipped to deal with people who are that "special". :bang:



So a trio of green, grey and brown wheelie bins are considered aesthetically pleasing these days? I haven't been to the Tate modern for a while but I hadn't realised we were that far gone.

Sometimes I think people need something to moan about otherwise they'd have nothing to say.

(deliberate irony thank you)

Got a Link?

Dom
 
Every single for sale page on the web these days has posts like this...

Injury Shyster 4U said:
1) Injured at work?
2) Slipped or tripped anywhere and suffered injury?
3) Or maybe been in a road traffic accident (even if the offender drove off and wasn't traced or if you where in the car that was at fault) Then inbox me and we can chat to see if it’s a claim and what steps to take :)

...I like to wind these people up and usually put more effort in than today but I thought I'd share...

My Reply said:
My retina have been injured by the number of injury lawyer 4U type of adverts everywhere. Who can I sue?
 
Here's another one to avoid (apart from sending eBay messages asking "What is it supposed to be?")

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/lotus-7-/261740873841…

Cheap and nasty looking Locust with the identity ripped from a 1968 Lotus Elan, insured as a Super 7 (even though the Super 7 wasn't made until 1970 so the insurers haven't got a clue either) still registered as a 1.6 even though there's a 2.0 Crossflow fitted allegedly and no proof of IVA/SVA assessment.

"Rebuilt in 2007 using non-genuine parts"

No poo! I'm willing to bet the only genuine parts on that car are the chassis plates that were used to ring it.
 
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I'd love to turn up to this place with £13,000 and plane clothed Police Officer. Buy the car and take him/her/them away in cuffs for fraud. :bang:
 
In case you don't think this is fraud here's a properly registered Locust...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LOCUST-SU...1296936?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c644c8328

..for £5,000 by using the identity from the Elan to age the car and possibly bypass the IVA/SVA assessment the price has been elevated to £13,000

Charging £13,000 for a illegitimate car that's only worth £5,000 if it was properly registered is fraud.
 
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