Numptey said:

My thought for the day is nothing as the wife says "YOU NEVER THINK" this is usually if ive not thought about all the female permiatations of my actions than man has yet to fathom

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Impossible as there are an undeterminable amount of actions or reactions to an infinite amount of crazed logic thoughts, that flow through a woman's brain.

I just constantly have a blank look on my face whenever the other half enters the room. Its implied stupidity so she leaves me alone.

My thought is, if I start looking intelligent am I gonna screw it up for myself but at the same time get more nookie cos im being more attentive?
Ta

I dont think there is a right answer as logic and women are on different planets

Freebo said:

Do it!

My thought for the day:
I wonder if its possible for me to strip the front of my bravo down and put it back together in one day...

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It does make sense, Veg oil and chip fat powered smoke machine, tune the boost up and turn the fuel pump up for some serious torques...
And I think with enough people and knowledge, it can be done..

Tom

ysidfa said:

It does make sense, Veg oil and chip fat powered smoke machine, tune the boost up and turn the fuel pump up for some serious torques...
And I think with enough people and knowledge, it can be done..

Tom

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Don't forget Redneck Nitrous...

World wide it is estimated that a thousand times the amount of money is spent on fake boobs and Viagra than research into Alzheimers. So in twenty years old people with have perky tits and erections but no idea why.

A sobering thought....
Does this mean we should stay drunk until this thought occurs?
Ta

What is a female sperm whale called?

Im like that now LK lol

Kirstie93 It is a little known fact that all female sperm whales are called Sheila

Kirstie93 They're actually known as Spermettes (Sheila is a slang term)
Ta

I'm obviously easily amused. (And that's probably the only thought I'll have, today....)

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Liquid Knight: Fantastic video! And that's why I'm not on Facebook or Twitter, etc..

I simply don't understand this need to be constantly connected... (and I've worked in IT for over 25 years; and published one of the first ever UK websites...).

PS: Perhaps it's my age? (Or just that I'm an anti-social g*t....)

PPS: Oh dear. That's my second thought... -- and my brain hurts....

Devious said:

@Kirstie93 They're actually known as Spermettes (Sheila is a slang term)
Ta

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Numptey said:

@Kirstie93 It is a little known fact that all female sperm whales are called Sheila

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I'll take your words for it

We didnt want to be sexist and say they don't have their own identity

Two days I thought I'd wear light trousers for my commute and it's been fifteen plus degrees in the morning. Today I wore shorts and as well as it being 4'C when I set off it's going to be chucking it down when I head home later.

Great fun.

shouldnt that be in the grump thread haha

i wonder when all my goodies from the interwebs will get here.
i am waiting on loads of stuff that i need to sort out my water pump with.

Imagine we're looking at a garden. You can see the green grass and the blue sky. What if what you were looking at was those two colours switched round? Not quite colour-blind but imagine your green was my blue and your blue was my green. You would have always called what I see blue "green" but I would never know that you see the world completely differently.

Isnt this the same for religion, culture, sexes etc, we all see things differently and most cant even allow for the others views or opinions. I have often thought of the colour thing myself, but then I dont get out much

I wonder what would happen if you placed a penny wrapped in a small coil of wire on a wireless mobile phone charging pad?