Breaks lol I will have a word with the rep
I would shoot the one with the funny eyes, he creeps me out.
How would I know if I have the loom and relays, although I doubt it pffft

^ pull the panel off and see if you have spare plugs that would fit the central locking motors..

my recent thought after trying to fit central locking to my panda is:

how the hell did some one fit central locking motors into the doors of @Most Easterly Pandas's 750 ??!!
soon as you try to wind the window down the central lock motor jams the window.. i just cant find the space in the door to mount the motor :/

hmmmmm more thought is needed for this.. if the cinquecento door latches are the same as the panda, i could use them.. or mod the central locking actuator to fit the pandas one. the panda and cinq ones look almost the same..

Sounds like a plan

this is what i want for my aircon >_< and i could run it from an inverter
http://bailefu.en.alibaba.com/product/254855600-50123281/tent_portable_type_air_conditioner.html

OOOOOOoooooooo!!!! they do a 12 volt one!!!!

That will be like a fridge in the car.....chilly

The sixteen valve and eight valve pumps are the same. By the time you get all the bits together in one place and some duct tape it'll be Winter and you'll be after an in-car log burner.

Today's thought is brought to you by a random FaceBook picture.

"The most common addiction is complaining about stuff. Let's stamp this out and express joy instead".

My thoughts are about a Fiat Furio (Uno with a box in an Astramax style) van and what engine to put in the back.

The most common addiction is women talking about stuff all the time they need not talk about. This is the voice of experience talking

Not so much a thought today but I'm applying my Auto-Dysfunctional Egotism theory to the Citroen Picasso and...

Why do men drive them like complete idiots?

...the emasculation of driving a four wheeled stereotype causes overcompensation on the part of the driver.

They can't help it. The human mind has had six million years to evolve to where we are today and the car has evolved from a horseless carriage to a computer with four wheels in a hundred years or so. The human mind has not been able to adapt to this dramatic change quickly enough and refers back to the most primordial part to deal with the situation.

So next time you see someone driving like a tool (in any vehicle) don't get upset or angry with them, just feel sorry for the continuation of the species knowing that those genes are probably floating around in the pool.

Red sky last night and red sky this morning; does this mean the shepherd's bipolar?

Red light spells danger (thank you, Mr Ocean...)

I'm sure this doesn't apply to most peeps on the forum: but this made me think... -- something that's getting rarer with each passing day... -- not that I would... (ignore one, that is...).

And my thought was: who does...?! :nono:

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, shouldnt they enter the highland games?
Ta

If I farted into a tub and quickly closed it, would it still smell after a year?

No due to faecal solvency, condensation and particle dissection. The gas you disperse is naturally odorless but when you break wind the actual smell is microscopic particles of faeces that are propelled by it. These faecal particles will condensate on the surface of the receptacle and due to the fact they are on the surface they can not be collected by the senses in your nose.

This faecal particle dispersal is why you should never leave your toothbrush on the sink or window sill. Themodynamically speaking condensation is attracted to already damp surfaces.


My thought for the day...

The average human short term memory is capable of remembering seven things. This is why UK number plates have had up to seven characters.

...sorry more of a fact than a thought.

Liquid Knight said:

No due to faecal solvency, condensation and particle dissection. The gas you disperse is naturally odorless but when you break wind the actual smell is microscopic particles of faeces that are propelled by it. These faecal particles will condensate on the surface of the receptacle and due to the fact they are on the surface they can not be collected by the senses in your nose.

This faecal particle dispersal is why you should never leave your toothbrush on the sink or window sill. Themodynamically speaking condensation is attracted to already damp surfaces.

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When the average person farts, the faecal partical content is 10%, does that mean if you fart 10 times, you would have practically Sh*t your pants?

Thought for the day: I wonder if It would be cheaper to sell my car and buy a £500 workhorse diesel (Pug 406, Volvo, Stilo) and buy a weekend car to keep me happy? (cinq,sei, Punto mk1)

Tom

Technically 10% of the total amount of discharge means you crap yourself every time you fart.

Here's a good one (that I was asked when the topic came up before)...

"Why do farts smell worse in the bath, shower or swimming pool?"

...the faecal particles attach themselves to water vapor and as your nasal receptors detect them they can not differentiate the faeces from the water so are interpreted as one larger particle. Larger particle means the brain thinks it's a bigger/worse/different smell. They also linger longer because the convection current generated by the source or water vapor provided it warmer than the surrounding atmosphere. This is also why if you top the bath up with hot water it can smell again because faeces particles suspended in the water are released with the newly created water vapor. Basically when you fart in the bath you are bathing in your own faeces.

And that's lunch time.

Using a party Gazebo as a spray booth/garage.

Man your full of really pleasant facts, now I will need to change my pants 44 times a day.

My thought for the day is nothing as the wife says "YOU NEVER THINK" this is usually if ive not thought about all the female permiatations of my actions than man has yet to fathom

ysidfa said:

Thought for the day: I wonder if It would be cheaper to sell my car and buy a £500 workhorse diesel (Pug 406, Volvo, Stilo) and buy a weekend car to keep me happy? (cinq,sei, Punto mk1)

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Do it!

My thought for the day:
I wonder if its possible for me to strip the front of my bravo down and put it back together in one day...

Freebo said:

Do it!

My thought for the day:
I wonder if its possible for me to strip the front of my bravo down and put it back together in one day...

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Yes as long as you have a couple of mates, some beer and a couple of pizzas.

Get a time lapse camera and post it on YouTube.

Happy 46th birthday Star Trek. 41 years after the original five year mission. This must be what they're basing the troop withdrawal plan from Afghanistan on.