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Hey, i dont know if this has been done befor but though it would be fun! my gf got this joke yesterday at work thought it was pretty funny. Thought i would share. Enjoy

A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie. After a few beers the Smartie say’s “A bunch of us are heading to that new club, fancy tagging along?” The Jelly Baby say’s “No mate, I’m a soft centre, I always end up getting my head kicked in.” So Smartie say’s “Don’t worry about it, I’m a bit of a hard case, I’ll look after you.” Jelly Baby thinks about it for a minute and say’s “ Fair enough, as long as you’ll look after me”, and off they go.
After a few more beers in the club, three lockets walk in. As soon as he sees them, Smartie hides under the table. The Lockets take one look at Jelly Baby an start kicking him, breaking bottles over his little jelly head, lamping him with little sugary chairs, and generally having a laugh. After a while they get board and walk out.
Jelly Baby pulls his battered Jelly body over to the table and wipes up his Jelly blood, the turns to Smartie and says “I thought you were going to look after me?!”…

“I was!” says Smartie, “But those Lockets are f***ing menthol”

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im well gutted that no one replyed to this i though it was well funny

sy

I had already heard it before, lol

LMAO!, thanks for that , must of missed this joke when it was posted!

Ah, Dave posted it originally

http://www.fiatforum.com/showthread....t=joke+smartie

ooooooohhhhhhhhhh poo

ive heard a similar one but you replace the smartie with black tarmac and he is scared off red tarmac instead off lockets. the punchline goes......
im hard but he is a cyclepath
i hope someone got that
cos i am crap at telling jokes lol

I got it, but we dont have red cycle paths round here.

just read it. 'kin funny.

yeah but supposed to be green ashfelt

around here all we half is half normal path half red cycle paths lol ask the other lad who is on here from the boro cant remember his name lol

Rearrange into a well know phrase:

Truly, Fire, Well, and, On, p*ssed...

WTF.

erm... my sentiments exactly

Hey Kirst

Shouldn't it be - "well and truly p*ssed on THAT fire"