Are you Gay? and other random junk.....
Sorry v.bored at work!
Sorry v.bored at work!
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hahahaha! that's excellent! lmaojamie86 said:A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub.
She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over
immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his
face closer to hers. When he does she begins to gently caress his
full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both
hands..
"Actually, no," the man replied."
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him" she says,
running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything
Ican do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues,
running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly
popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck
them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to ask.
"Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap,
or
paper towels in the ladies room."