Tip of the DAY

Whilst in bed protect yourself from vampires and werewolves by hiding
under the covers.

Thanks

top tip of the day:

hang yourself tonight. it will lower your carbon footprint significantly.

if it looks like rain, take an umbrella.

Don't store light bulbs in your back pocket.

Thicken up runny low-fat yoghurt by stirring in a spoonful of lard.

turn the tap off when the bath is full

Put fuel in the car when the guage tell you too.

don't fall asleep whilst driving

MEP's Tip of the day;

Put Diesel in a Diesel car, and Petrol in a Petrol, or you'll look a right tit.

Avoid spending money on expensive binoculars,
by moving closer to the item you wish to see

or if you're jug sized turn it off when its 3/4 full (otherwise you wont be getting in without a spillage)

isnt that one from the Viz?

Always fart into the rings on top of your gas cooker. This will turn
back the gas meter, and save you pounds over a period of time.

Just found the list a few so far have been.