maybe everyone knows this one?

http://www.google.co.uk/

type 'find chuck norris'

then hit im feeling lucky



go chuck

Is he the gay beardy dwarf?

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

he has struggles reading lines he may or may not have seen before. shocked

Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on. This is not because he is afraid of the dark, this is because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

If two people simultaneously opened a can of Whup-ass on each other, they would both die.
Chuck norris is the only person that has ever suvived such a thing.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.

When Chuck Norris jumps into a swimming pool he doesn't get wet. The water get Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

one day, Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel were having an arm wrestle.





Mr T won

gulp

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What's "masterbate" ?

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