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Old 29-03-2008   #1
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What an almighty dickhead. I bet he must have a microscopic penis to be able to drive like that...
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what a dick
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like some normal bmw drivers on the motorway (not all though helz )
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What an absolute noob (my wife, who is sat next to me, said TIT head btw). His driving is nothing to be proud of, it is wreckless and dangerous. I hope the law catches up with this idiot. His driving could cause a serious accident and even cause fatality..

I don't know about the size of his penis, but the size of his brain, oops sorry, what brain!! Brainless idiot
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We Checz say Line is not a wall.

Me Hellcat says come up behind me like that and I'll brake until my towbar is through your knees.
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lots of skodas
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lots of skodas
one of which was a fast felicia

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Re: One very flukey BMW driver

I'm not quite sure what this guys trying to prove here? how worthless his life is? because he certainly doesn't value it much if hes willing to take risks like that.

What hes NOT doing however, is demonstrating any skill. Nipping in and out of traffic isn't exactly difficult if your alert enough to spot the gaps quickly enough, your driving skill isn't really the restricting factor... your risk-taking abilities are. Most of us are too aware of the risks to even attempt this, but this braindead c*nt obviously doesn't possess that level of intellegence.

And i agree with hellcat... if i saw that 'tard coming up behind me like that, he WOULD be either; A) Run off the road, B) Visiting my backseat of my 4x4 face-first splitseconds after seeing my brake lights suddenly illuminate. or C) forced to a stop, where i would the write off his car using nothing but his face in my hand.
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I like option C.
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i thought helz was english
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i thought helz was english
Must have went on holiday in Czech . Nah seriously it can't get any more dumb
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I wonder....

How many years no claims he has

How much material is left on his brakes

What a tw*t
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abslute idiot... seen the bit at 2.10?!
he doesnt deserver a car with that sort of power.
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.52 is more stupid.. nearly hits the barrier and if he had that truck he's just cut up would plough him down the road..


hold on... no do that again will you?
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