What do you do if you see someone having a fit in the bath?



Throw your washing in


Beware where you tell this joke, I told my mates down the pub & a bloke overheard me & had a go at me,
He said -if you think thats funny then I should point out that my son was epileptic & died in the bath.
After I apologised & he had calmed down I asked how his son had had died.

Choked on a sock aparently:devil:

How do you make a disco?
Give an epileptic a torch.

Whats blue and doesn't fit?
A dead epileptic.

What is the definition of Self Destruction??
An Epileptic Leper

"Mummy mummy, can I play with Grandpa?"

"No, we're not digging up his grave again."



"Mummy mummy, can I lick the bowl out?"

"No, pull the chain like everyone else."

We should make a Joke thread and get it made into a sticky....

ooh hang on

Dobby said:

We should make a Joke thread and get it made into a sticky....

ooh hang on

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lol thats better than all the jokes that actually made me larf out loud lol

jug said:

How do you make a disco?
Give an epileptic a torch.

Whats blue and doesn't fit?
A dead epileptic.

What is the definition of Self Destruction??
An Epileptic Leper

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its not really a funny illness

Dobby said:

We should make a Joke thread and get it made into a sticky....

ooh hang on

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I thought there was one!:doh:

izzy eckerslike said:

Beware where you tell this joke:devil:

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So you posted it on a public forum?

puntokris its 2 jokes in one, that line is part of the second joke.

jug said:

puntokris its 2 jokes in one, that line is part of the second joke.

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aaahhh

My mistake

EDIT: are you sure the second one is a joke?

Joshua Frost-Lunn said:

its not really a funny illness

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:yeahthat:

puntokris said:

aaahhh

My mistake

EDIT: are you sure the second one is a joke?

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yes the 2nd one is a joke, read it again -_-

the second joke is saying that he died from choking on a sock, which suggests his dad was using him to wash clothes. the second joke is much better than the first, the first joke is only there to set up the second.

jug said:

the second joke is saying that he died from choking on a sock, which suggests his dad was using him to wash clothes. the second joke is much better than the first, the first joke is only there to set up the second.

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:yeahthat:

It's like the the one where somebody told me this joke.

Why does a german shower head have 11 holes?

Because Jews only have 10 fingers!

I told him that I didn't find jokes about WW2 or the holocaust funny as my Granddad had died in a concentration camp.

He apologised and then asked how?
He fell out his guard tower I told him.

The Beast said:

I told him that I didn't find jokes about WW2 or the holocaust funny as my Granddad had died in a concentration camp.

He apologised and then asked how?
He fell out his guard tower I told him.

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i read that wrong to start with and thought it said contraception camp

Dobby said:

i read that wrong to start with and thought it said contraception camp

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lol. But seriously guys its Friday so the thread thursdays chuckle should be no more:yuck:

let each thread live its natural life, dont discriminate against a thread because it just so happens to have thursday in the title. you could be taken to a forum tribunal under the thread discrimination act 2003 and get banned, possibly for life.

Jugs right, a chuckle is for life, not just for Thursdays

jug said:

let each thread live its natural life, dont discriminate against a thread because it just so happens to have thursday in the title. you could be taken to a forum tribunal under the thread discrimination act 2003 and get banned, possibly for life.

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lol AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

what was i thinknig

jug said:

How do you make a disco?
Give an epileptic a torch.

Whats blue and doesn't fit?
A dead epileptic.

What is the definition of Self Destruction??
An Epileptic Leper

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Read this and the one above in lecture and all burst out laughing, Yes epits not a funny illness, but when you look at them from outside the p.c. box it is funny!