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So I was supposed to be having new tyres fitted to my Bravo and the dreaded MOT test but this...
https://www.fiatforum.com/classifieds/showproduct.php?product=34200
...happened.
For an undisclosed sum more than the weighbridge less than how much I can get for the engine it was probably the most bizarre transaction so far. The MOT ran out midnight last night so it was either a rush job getting three buses (Bleaugh!) and four trains so I can walk the last three miles or wait until the MOT ran out and get my mates rig over there. The owners dad had a better idea...
"I'm not up to much these days I can bring it over if you give me a lift home".
...okay that worked.
So Dad arrived just after late lunch and it was four-ish hours each way so we took the van. This chap has just driven four hours to be a passenger for it turned out four and a half hours. A little before eight I was headed back. Two issues here.
1/ I only had four hours of MOT left.
2/ I only had the £30 I had put in the tank and £12.20 in my wallet.
I got as far as Derby before the fuel light beckoned. So £12.20 in the tank and seventy nine miles to go. I worked out I needed to average thirty eight to the Gallon. Gulp!!!
I made it home with twenty minutes MOT to spare and quarter of a tank. Turns out I was making fifty three-ish miles per Gallon. Result.
So a couple of years ago I made a not exactly sober bid on a MkII Punto in Boston and it was what I called "Project Wet Dog" as the owner had let his dog basically live in the car and I had to completely strip the interior, pressure wash, foam shampoo three times and leave to dry in a greenhouse. I basically cleaned it and sold it for a massive £25 profit. :woohoo:
This vans now previous owner was a Flyball enthusiast. This is nowhere near as odd as it sounds. Basically playing catch with your dog is now a competitive sport. As such my Fiorino was full of dog hair, but this dog or dogs were trained so no wet at all.
When I had my Fiorino van a while ago I wanted a disability access one to make into a camper. I'll put a tow bar on it and use it to go to or tow to track days.
There are a few very minor issues to work out as you would expect. The engine has an annoying habit of racing up a thousand or so rpm I'm guessing it could a fuel pressure regulator or an air leak somewhere. I know about as much about Diesel engines as Joey Essex knows about particle physics.
So back to work. First I noticed the winch wasn't working. The fuse had gone and...
...the plastic clip that holds the bush in the motor was missing. Fixed with a cable tie and the winch worked perfectly. I told my brother in law about it and that's now sold for him you use on his bike trailer.
Next I repaired the back bumper corner...
...removed the brackets, glued them back on and bolted it back in place. When messing about with ABS plastic use a very hot glue gun so it melts the plastic a little making a very strong bond.
Next to go were the back seats. I was shocked to see how shoddily they had been installed. No welded mounts and high tensile steel bolts. Just washers, soft steel bolts and spacers made from rough cuts of mild steel box section.
The seats are pretty good self contained units with their own seat belts. With nothing but cheap bolts and rough cuts stopping them from ripping a hole in the floor if anyone were to be sat in the back in a frontal collision they would crush whoever was in the front; probably killing everyone.
Nine hours later...
...paint...
...carpet where there was fur...
...and an interior where there was dust and more fluff.
So here we go, camper/man cave hybrid that can tow my car to track days and cope with day to day stuff.
P.S Thanks to varesecrazy for posting a link to the classified advert. Git.
https://www.fiatforum.com/classifieds/showproduct.php?product=34200
...happened.
For an undisclosed sum more than the weighbridge less than how much I can get for the engine it was probably the most bizarre transaction so far. The MOT ran out midnight last night so it was either a rush job getting three buses (Bleaugh!) and four trains so I can walk the last three miles or wait until the MOT ran out and get my mates rig over there. The owners dad had a better idea...
"I'm not up to much these days I can bring it over if you give me a lift home".
...okay that worked.
So Dad arrived just after late lunch and it was four-ish hours each way so we took the van. This chap has just driven four hours to be a passenger for it turned out four and a half hours. A little before eight I was headed back. Two issues here.
1/ I only had four hours of MOT left.
2/ I only had the £30 I had put in the tank and £12.20 in my wallet.
I got as far as Derby before the fuel light beckoned. So £12.20 in the tank and seventy nine miles to go. I worked out I needed to average thirty eight to the Gallon. Gulp!!!
I made it home with twenty minutes MOT to spare and quarter of a tank. Turns out I was making fifty three-ish miles per Gallon. Result.
So a couple of years ago I made a not exactly sober bid on a MkII Punto in Boston and it was what I called "Project Wet Dog" as the owner had let his dog basically live in the car and I had to completely strip the interior, pressure wash, foam shampoo three times and leave to dry in a greenhouse. I basically cleaned it and sold it for a massive £25 profit. :woohoo:
This vans now previous owner was a Flyball enthusiast. This is nowhere near as odd as it sounds. Basically playing catch with your dog is now a competitive sport. As such my Fiorino was full of dog hair, but this dog or dogs were trained so no wet at all.
When I had my Fiorino van a while ago I wanted a disability access one to make into a camper. I'll put a tow bar on it and use it to go to or tow to track days.
There are a few very minor issues to work out as you would expect. The engine has an annoying habit of racing up a thousand or so rpm I'm guessing it could a fuel pressure regulator or an air leak somewhere. I know about as much about Diesel engines as Joey Essex knows about particle physics.
So back to work. First I noticed the winch wasn't working. The fuse had gone and...
...the plastic clip that holds the bush in the motor was missing. Fixed with a cable tie and the winch worked perfectly. I told my brother in law about it and that's now sold for him you use on his bike trailer.
Next I repaired the back bumper corner...
...removed the brackets, glued them back on and bolted it back in place. When messing about with ABS plastic use a very hot glue gun so it melts the plastic a little making a very strong bond.
Next to go were the back seats. I was shocked to see how shoddily they had been installed. No welded mounts and high tensile steel bolts. Just washers, soft steel bolts and spacers made from rough cuts of mild steel box section.
The seats are pretty good self contained units with their own seat belts. With nothing but cheap bolts and rough cuts stopping them from ripping a hole in the floor if anyone were to be sat in the back in a frontal collision they would crush whoever was in the front; probably killing everyone.
Nine hours later...
...paint...
...carpet where there was fur...
...and an interior where there was dust and more fluff.
So here we go, camper/man cave hybrid that can tow my car to track days and cope with day to day stuff.
P.S Thanks to varesecrazy for posting a link to the classified advert. Git.