I recently went to see my new GP.

After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 90?"

He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"

"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"

"No, I don't," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of 5ex?"

No," I said.

He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you even give a ****?"

tut tut, branching out from the joke thread are we....

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or even his own 'ramblings of....' thread. lol. heres to one loose cannon that wont be pushed around by the likes of us lot eh

Buzz
The champion of the Bravo 1.4 & now ex owner of a Bravo 1.8