(G) hey worst week of me life can you guys top this

stupid black car went in to the back of me no damage done remarkably i am sooo happy. but this is still the worst week of me life. disciplinary note on monday, lose me job on tuesday, car goes in to the back of me on wednesday, girlfriend dumps me today. come on friday please get better am about to cry

There's only one thing to do at a time like this mate: go down the pub/out on the town and get absolutely f***ed off your face!

Look on the bright side fella: no job means lie-ins, no bird means no nagging

I'll second that.

Also, even though you have lost your main income, you have also possibly lost your main money drain.

Chin up mate. All will get better shortly.

are you sure theres no damage, check spare wheel hole, seen centos that look ok fron the back after shunt but you cant get the spare out as boot floor takes the impact
enjoy your freedom whilst you have no gf

i agree with dave, one of my friends had a rear end crash, their was no visible damage but when MOT time came, they found something (cant remeber what tho), looks like we might have just sorted out your friday problem!

If you take JonnyBoys advice and go down the pub, make sure you pull.As no girlfriend means no nagging, but also no sha**ing

That's impressively ****. If I can ever top that I'll drive the car off a bridge!

Make him feel even better eh got to say though mate your having a really **** week hope nothing has gone wrong today

won ten pounds on a scratch card weeks looking up. hehee.

a mechanic checked the car out he said its fine too slow to cause damages