How do I clean my car

And you are proud of that??????

Its blatantly behind that mirror, some high tech 40" lcd.

No telly in my living room either. Quite a few homes in Scotland have no telly in the living room. Mind you wouldn't be able to see one in my living room anyway under all the mess.

Resists any temptation to mention:

Tight,
Tv licence fee,
Scotch men.


in a sentence

Must reply, Scots welcomed throughout the world. "Resists any temptation to say further".

oh for f*cks sake the pictures a setup you ******

TV is upstairs.

well my i fell for it (then again you haven't seen the state of my sisters car )

And why would you fill your car with rubbish for a "setup". Something smells funny, and it's not just the steak pie under the seat!!!!!

Didn't fill car with rubbish, it was all in the McD's bag (I dont chuck rubbish out of window I keep it in bag then put in bin at home), and took minute to put it all back in.......I dont eat sweets anyway.

Why? was waiting in car last saturday in the town bored so thought it would be a laugh in response to the 'polished cars' in this section. However I will admit to the steak pie but my eldest son left in there without telling me I do also use car as a van & back seats are normally folded down to transport building materials.

I have done a fair bit of valeting so know how to clean a car

The games up