General NEWS FLASH..Barchetta driver called a poof

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General NEWS FLASH..Barchetta driver called a poof

mark m

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I was out cleaning my Barchetta yesterday getting all that nasty salt off. Gave it a good polish with the hood down to get at the roof cover flap. When i had finished the job i was so pleased with it i thought i would give it a wee run out. As it was still nice and sunny i decided to keep the roof down. As i was driving along minding my own business enjoying my time a new shape 911 porshe (hard top one) drew along side as he was about to turn off. He had his window down and he shouted out 'POOF!' I didn't have time to reply as he roared into his turning. I'm not a poof don't even look poofy. I got thinking about the **** and started wondering was it that he was jealous because i looked the biz in the Barchetta, or whether he thought the car was an mx5 as that might explain it or was it that he was a poof and was looking for another poof to get poofed up with. I caught a glimpse of him and he looked tanned with dark hair and dark glasses. The Porshe was a silver one being driven rather erratically. If you see the greasy bastard let me know where or get his number or if you really honour the Barchetta name give him a one fingered salute but be careful he might like it!
just put my Barchetta on the gallery under (M) if you would like to see it I re badged it recently to give it my own personal touch its not a ferrari badge like that poorly mistreated orange one on Ebay!:D
 
Haha, memories of my yellow Sei come flying back!

To be honest though, I'd rather be a poof than own a poor man's Ferrari, with styling that has hardly changed in 20 years!
 
Ha... that made me laugh (sorry!)

mark m said:
wondering was it that he was jealous because i looked the biz in the Barchetta, or whether he thought the car was an mx5 as that might explain it

PMSL Thats exactly what I though when I saw the title...
 
reply could have been, if you were masculine, you could drive one.
i reckon the "curled little finger - tiny dick = fancy motor" hand signal is best, or the "shaking pepper pot hand signal":D
 
Wo wo wo leave the porshe alone, it wasn't it's fault it was being driven by a toss*r!!

Forget what the idiot remarked, until women call you a poof you have nothing to worry about! lol Seriously though they really do like the Barchetta.

Don't be disheartened, keep it cool.

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afroking said:
Wo wo wo leave the porshe alone, it wasn't it's fault it was being driven by a toss*r!!

Forget what the idiot remarked, until women call you a poof you have nothing to worry about! lol Seriously though they really do like the Barchetta.

Don't be disheartened, keep it cool.

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Perhaps he was cruising for some ass? you sure he wasn't propositioning you?
 
matbe he was just stating that he was a poof or maybe he had tourettes?
 
As a card carrying but not militant nor obvious "poof" and a proud Barchetta owner, I will assume that the comments in this thread were not intended to be offensive. I would suggest that we treat the Porsche's owner with less ignorance than he displayed. Anyway, he was obviously more converned with a badge than the drive or else he would have bought a Maserati!
 
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