rang my insurance today, and they said i am covered while i shop in the sun if i leave the roof down, nice people or what !

so from now on my roof stays down to it rains you watch some bird passing bye will do the dirty on my seats hehe

I had a lucky miss the other day while I was out driving topless; a seagull did its business and it (not the seagull... ) landed right on top of the windscreen. Lucky the f*ckin bird didn't have perfect aim.

terror looms from above

Tell me about it. I spend quite a lot of time in Beer, Devon and those flying vermin poo everywhere. I run out to wash it off.

i am not afraid of dogs, cats, horses and drunken asses... but i have some fear of those ugly winged screaming **** machines... and size of their **** is not proportional with size of those birds. it is not natural...

look they even have a manual:

Gives me the shivers

nicholasb said:

Gives me the shivers

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Gives me the ****s!!!

Richpea said:

Gives me the ****s!!!

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Should have known better, everything is so PC that you can't say something like a single word that gives me the sticky brown stuff!!! :bang:

evil ****e production machines

dont think i will look up (with hood down) again in my B could be nasty !!!!!

Co-axially mounted GPMG mounted on the bonnet with a PIR sensor may be the way forward, like this but a little more refined..............



I DARE you to crap on my seats!!!

I'll be mounting an 88 flak in my boot then

nah, one only needs to have the right kind of household pet

incidently, if trained well, it will take care of any chav trying to touch your B

(ps: the mess in the pic is an ex-pigeon)